2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[NoDak]

3 way Battle Royal. Patio vs Porch vs Garage

My wife and daughters hate coming out into the garage. If they do, I start tinkering around like I'm cleaning the garage and tell them to grab a broom. They avoid it like the plague.

Advantage: GARAGE

 

[mcnuttz]

3 way Battle Royal. Patio vs Porch vs Garage

4 way

Throw my shed in this bitch, and I'm throwing a steel chair in under the ropes before climbing in.

 

[Cotton]

Almost feeling like taking back my positive posts from yesterday.

Yes, there's a time to add talent. There's also time to recognize great chemistry and leave a good thing alone. If it ain't broke...

My whole point exactly. At his point of the season just leave it alone.

 

[Rev]

4 way

Throw my shed in this bitch, and I'm throwing a steel chair in under the ropes before climbing in.

4 way it is.

 

[mcnuttz]

This brings me to another point. When you are up 3+ scores, get Micah Parsons off the fucking field.

100%

 

[NoDak]

And I would like to see Malik get a series or two, you never know when you're going to have to count on your 3rd RB as you work through the playoffs.

Would much rather he have some live experience too.

I don't know if I'd give him an entire series. At least not in a closely contested game. But a game like Minnesota? Absolutely. Get him as much work as possible, without putting too much on his plate. If that makes sense. It does in my head, anyway.

 

[mcnuttz]

Almost feeling like taking back my positive posts from yesterday.

Yes, there's a time to add talent. There's also time to recognize great chemistry and leave a good thing alone. If it ain't broke...

If we're putting our feelings out there, I don't want OBJ.

 

[Cotton]

If we're putting our feelings out there, I don't want OBJ.

I've said the same since the first day it was reported. We are (should be) a run first team. Our WR corps is enough to get it done. Why mess with it? Especially with a known diva player?

 

[NoDak]

4 way

Throw my shed in this bitch, and I'm throwing a steel chair in under the ropes before climbing in.

I already have sledge hammers and power tools in my garage. And my gun safe.

You may want to up your game, Slick.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

What about a rustic old cement block building with 2 TVs, workout stuff, decent stereo system, that no women even have access to?

 

[mcnuttz]

4 way it is.

 

[Cotton]

I already have sledge hammers and power tools in my garage. And my gun safe.

You may want to up your game, Slick.

Shit, you got me beat. I don't have a gun safe on my patio. But, I do have a fingerprint safe under one of the tables. But, it would be pistol versus whatever armory you have in your safe, so I'm not liking my odds.

 

[NoDak]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan was an underrated dude. Always liked him.

I say we tag team this bitch. Garage/Shed vs. Patio/Porch.

 

[NoDak]

Shit, you got me beat. I don't have a gun safe on my patio. But, I do have a fingerprint safe under one of the tables. But, it would be pistol versus whatever armory you have in your safe, so I'm not liking my odds.

Pistols, shotguns, long rifles, ARs... And about 4-5 lbs of Tannerite for when I get bored.

 

[Cotton]

Pistols, shotguns, long rifles, ARs... And about 4-5 lbs of Tannerite for when I get bored.

Now, if I know in advance when the dustup is coming I have plenty of time to get said armory of of the two safes in my house. Now THAT might be interesting.

 

[mcnuttz]

I've said the same since the first day it was reported. We are (should be) a run first team. Our WR corps is enough to get it done. Why mess with it? Especially with a known diva player?

Right, don't bring your "boats & hoes" stank up in here.

They should not have traded Amari, but don't insult us with this injured used to be #1 WR tease.

I'm really hoping the Giants beat us to the signing.

 

[mcnuttz]

I already have sledge hammers and power tools in my garage. And my gun safe.

You may want to up your game, Slick.

There's a workshop for the tools in the back part of the shed.

Up front is all cooking, drinking, and football watching.

My game is fully developed, but on a poor redneck level.

 

[Rev]

First one to admit having a Ryobi or Dewalt power tool in said Game watching area loses.

 

[NoDak]

Now, if I know in advance when the dustup is coming I have plenty of time to get said armory of of the two safes in my house. Now THAT might be interesting.

Oh, you don't want time to prepare. If so, I'm calling my brother in.

That dude has so many guns and shit that he even scares me a little.

 

[mcnuttz]

What about a rustic old cement block building with 2 TVs, workout stuff, decent stereo system, that no women even have access to?

Sounds like....