2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

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popularity of Monica dropped precipitously post-Clinton scandal. Those already named Monica, like Karen’s today, have suffered much ridicule.

I am a victim, too, you fucking Pozderac motherfucker.

 

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I did name my first cat Dallas.

I named my kid Genghis.

Your other kid is Connor?

Put it together for Genghis Khan?

 

[bbgun]

Meet my son, Rafael

 

[Genghis Khan]

Your other kid is Connor?

Put it together for Genghis Khan?

Khan was the Mongolian name for a ruler or king, and I didn't want him to get a big head.

 

[shoop]

None of us fuckers have a Cowboys-related name for our kids?

cmon, slap those thighs and do tell

No though the best black lab I ever owned was named Dallas. She was awesome.

 

[shoop]

I find it hard to believe there isn’t a Jason among us

Right here…

 

[boozeman]

Right here…

I am sorry but I have to dislike you now. That is the aftermath of the Garrett regime. Nothing personal.

 

[shoop]

I am sorry but I have to dislike you now. That is the aftermath of the Garrett regime. Nothing personal.

Luckily I have plenty of people who only know me as Shoop.

 

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Luckily I have plenty of people who only know me as Shoop.

Anyone call you Shoop Dogg?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Anyone call you Shoop Dogg?

Or Shoop ba doop?

 

[1bigfan13]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

That's kind of what I figured. We beat the Skins today they will hold off another week. After a loss to the Rams they will look to Dak as the solution.

They are waiting for the shine to come off Rush a little. And I'm sure give Dak the extra time if the team is still winning.

 

[shoop]

Anyone call you Shoop Dogg?

Yes

 

[shoop]

Or Shoop ba doop?

Also yes.

 

[Cotton]

Luckily I have plenty of people who only know me as Shoop.

This is the Garrett stink we are seeing. This man was named Jason and immediately went to snagging a nickname to get away from the name well before he would ever know the stank that man would bring to the Cowboys. The Garrett stink is powerful.

 

[son of deadrise]

And that system has worked out so well, relative (a Jerry word, not mine) to a quarter century absence from the Super Bowl.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Simpleton]

As long as we're generally healthy (i.e. Dak) we have about a 95% chance of making the playoffs given our weak schedule.

Not a great shot at winning the division though since the Eagles schedule is even weaker.

 

[p1_]

As long as we're generally healthy (i.e. Dak) we have about a 95% chance of making the playoffs given our weak schedule.

Not a great shot at winning the division though since the Eagles schedule is even weaker.

so you think wild card, eh?

 

[Simpleton]

so you think wild card, eh?

Yep.

The Dak injury combined with the fact that the Eagles play the Saints (compared to the Bucs for us), Cardinals (compared to the Rams) and Steelers (compared to the Bengals) will just be too much of an advantage when the two teams are generally about equally talented.