2022 Offseason Thread

[bbgun]

Four. I don't want to eat around the fat in my bacon.

 

[Newt]

I'm going with a 5.

Who the fuck would consider 1 or 2 an option?

 

[Cotton]

Who the fuck would consider 1 or 2 an option?

No shit.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Who the fuck would consider 1 or 2 an option?

That's a great question.

Somehow it didn't even occur to me.

 

[p1_]

Preferably on everything.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Who the fuck would consider 1 or 2 an option?

A person who loves food poisoning

 

[Newt]

A person who loves food poisoning

It the new Keto Fad Diet, Raw Bacon Shits, 20 pounds lost in three days or your money back....

 

[boozeman]

I'm going with a 5.

Previously you said differently:

http://www.dallascowboyscentral.com/threads/test.33/page-1237#post-577099

 

[Cotton]

Previously you said differently:

http://www.dallascowboyscentral.com/threads/test.33/page-1237#post-577099

How the hell did you go back and find that? That was 4 years ago.

Regardless, I would do any of 4-6, but perfection is 5.

 

[boozeman]

A person who loves food poisoning

Most bacon is cured, so you could eat it raw. We used to use it to trap craw dads.

 

[Cotton]

We used to use it to trap craw dads.

I thought that was just a southern thing.

One thing I do know, without a single doubt in my mind... @Genghis Khan has never done that.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Most bacon is cured, so you could eat it raw. We used to use it to trap craw dads.

I challenge you to eat a piece of raw bacon.

 

[shoop]

I thought that was just a southern thing.

One thing I do know, without a single doubt in my mind... @Genghis Khan has never done that.

Not just southern. We trapped them when I was a kid. In Ohio

 

[Cotton]

Not just southern. We trapped them when I was a kid. In Ohio

We had a ditch out in front of our house in east Texas and we would "fish" that ditch all the damn time with bacon.

 

[boozeman]

I challenge you to eat a piece of raw bacon.

I will not accept.

It would be raw and disgusting.

 

[boozeman]

We had a ditch out in front of our house in east Texas and we would "fish" that ditch all the damn time with bacon.

Yep. Shitty Austin ditch worked for us.

 

[data]

Most bacon is cured, so you could eat it raw. We used to use it to trap craw dads.

I will not accept.

It would be raw and disgusting.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I thought that was just a southern thing.

One thing I do know, without a single doubt in my mind... @Genghis Khan has never done that.

We called them crayfish and didn't use bacon, but I actually have. We used to catch crayfish and salamanders growing up.

 

[boozeman]

We called them crayfish and didn't use bacon, but I actually have. We used to catch crayfish and salamanders growing up.

Crayfish. Craw dad same thing.

 

[p1_]

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