2022 Offseason Thread

[Cotton]

I hated it when my school made me sell shit. One year they asked us to sell fruit, and the class that sold the most got a day off. We didn't win.

I hated it, too. And my parents pushed the shit out of it.

 

[jsmith6919]

 

[Cotton]

I remember clear as day my mom throwing a metal firetruck toy at my dad. He had to have 5 stitches. Mom was pissed.

 

[jsmith6919]

I remember clear as day my mom throwing a metal firetruck toy at my dad. He had to have 5 stitches. Mom was pissed.

Sharp edges and tetanus shots, the 70s were great

 

[Cotton]

Sharp edges and tetanus shots, the 70s were great

80s were too.

 

[bbgun]

80s were too.

Until they made lunch boxes out of plastic

 

[jsmith6919]

 

[Cotton]

Until they made lunch boxes out of plastic

That was late 80s.

 

[jsmith6919]

That was late 80s.

What lunch box did you have? I had an Evil Knievel

 

[Cotton]

What lunch box did you have? I had an Evil Knievel

I finally got an actual lunch box around 10, and it was a Dukes of Hazzard. Before that it was brown bags.

 

[jsmith6919]

I finally got an actual lunch box around 10, and it was a Dukes of Hazzard. Before that it was brown bags.

That was a good one, it's a damn shame how that show got vilified

 

[Cotton]

That was a good one, it's a damn shame how that show got vilified

I'm shocked I even got to watch it.

 

[jsmith6919]

Yall know he just jumped that cop car

 

[boozeman]

Yall know he just jumped that cop car

Hos?

 

[p1_]

 

[Cotton]

I'm shocked I even got to watch it.

Let me clarify, I was surprised I got to watch the show because of Daisy Duke, not because of the confederate flag stigma bullshit.

 

[Cotton]

I'm going with a 5.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

3

 

[Genghis Khan]

I'm going with a 5.

I probably prefer 4, but anything 4-6 is essentially perfect to me.

 

[Landry]

4