2022 Draft Weekend Chatter Thread...

[Smitty]

He looks like a douche like Baker Mayfield.

Seems to fit.

Yeah but he's actually way cooler

 

[boozeman]

I thought Wayne Newton died like 20 years ago.

How is this fucker alive?

Can we get Keith Richards up here as a competing corpse?

 

[data]

Goodell had 3 "people" from the National gay football league help him make a pick

The XXXFL. Available to watch only behind the curtains in the backroom of your local video store.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

I thought Wayne Newton died like 20 years ago.

How is this fucker alive?

Can we get Keith Richards up here as a competing corpse?

It looked like his entire face is made of wax.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

This is literally the most ridiculous need draft ever. We needed EDGE, WR, OL and we drafted that 1, 2, 3. Crazy.

Eh no complaints from me. If we took Tolbert in the second no one would have batted an eye. Legit guy to start the season with Lamb and Washington.

Funny though. Fourth round is the first where I'm not really sure on position. I'll guess TE just because that appears to be next on our list. But I think this position could be a surprise.

 

[NoDak]

This is literally the most ridiculous need draft ever. We needed EDGE, WR, OL and we drafted that 1, 2, 3. Crazy.

No doubt. And even more crazy, while following that foolish approach, we somehow lucked into coming away with three pretty damn good players.

 

[boozeman]

Yeah but he's actually way cooler

What do you mean by "way cooler"?

He is a chill kinda kid?

 

[Smitty]

What in the fuck was that Sheetz condom commercial?

 

[Smitty]

Eh no complaints from me. If we took Tolbert in the second no one would have batted an eye. Legit guy to start the season with Lamb and Washington.

Funny though. Fourth round is the first where I'm not really sure on position. I'll guess TE just because that appears to be next on our list. But I think this position could be a surprise.

So you're telling me there's a chance.....

 

[Clff15701]

Booze you missed this…. It’s getting weird.

 

[Simpleton]

Eh no complaints from me. If we took Tolbert in the second no one would have batted an eye. Legit guy to start the season with Lamb and Washington.

Funny though. Fourth round is the first where I'm not really sure on position. I'll guess TE just because that appears to be next on our list. But I think this position could be a surprise.

It'd be nice if we didn't target positions and just went BPA, someone like Nick Cross, Channing Tindall, Myjai Sanders, Sean Rhyan, or obviously Perrion Winfrey if he somehow drops.

One of the TE's like Kolar would be nice too, but stop locking in on positions.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

He'd be a smart pick in the 4th just as a dice roll.

I'd trade all our 5th's right now for Perrion Winfrey though.

I would too. Our pass rush would finally be headed in the right direction with Sam Williams, Winfrey to pair with Parsons. So much speed and athletic ability.

 

[Sheik]

If we draft Howell before the 6th round I'll volunteer to put cigarettes out on his bare back while Phil holds him down and NoDak tickles his feet.

 

[Simpleton]

Jalen Tolbert put up a combined 17/337/2 last year against Tennessee and Coastal Carolina (top 25 most of the year), that's very legit.

 

[boozeman]

So far this draft weekend is like going out on a Thursda

Booze you missed this…. It’s getting weird.

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This is not weird.

This is gay.

Fuck this shit.

I am tired of this.

I am bring it back.

It's gay.

 

[Bipo]

NFL.com makes Tolbert sound amazing.

 

[NoDak]

It'd be nice if we didn't target positions and just went BPA, someone like Nick Cross, Channing Tindall, Myjai Sanders, Sean Rhyan, or obviously Perrion Winfrey if he somehow drops.

One of the TE's like Kolar would be nice too, but stop locking in on positions.

I literally like every one of those players you listed here.

My brotha.

 

[boozeman]

If we dráft Howell before the 6th round I'll volunteer to put cigarettes out on his bare back while Phil holds him down and NoDak tickles his feet.

This post truly speaks to where you are right now. You are a disturbed man.

 

[data]

Even if you foolishly don't love Howell as a starter, coming into the fourth round we could use a developmental QB.

Trade up for this kid.

 

[NoDak]

If we draft Howell before the 6th round I'll volunteer to put cigarettes out on his bare back while Phil holds him down and NoDak tickles his feet.

Did I do something to upset you?

Why do I have to touch his feet? Ewww.