2021 Season | Week 17 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cardinals @ Cowboys | 1/2/22

[Cotton]

Now we have decided not to have chicken fried chicken. We are now having potato soup.

 

[boozeman]

No, that's a Chicken McNugget. Which sauce did you get @Iamtdg - Sweet N Sour, BBQ or Hot Mustard?

Do they even have hot mustard anymore? I don't eat them often but when I get them for my daughter they take a look at the old white guy and dismissively throw two ranch cups in the bag.

 

[data]

Het, @Genghis Khan, we are having chicken fried chicken for lunch.

Sounds interesting, but I wanna know if it's from a neighbor's farm fresh, pasture-raised, free range, cage-free or Japanese torture chamber.

 

[data]

No, that's a Chicken McNugget. Which sauce did you get @Iamtdg - Sweet N Sour, BBQ or Hot Mustard?

I just got timestamped. @p1_

You know what that means...
Cardinals 26
Cowboys 19

 

[data]

Now we have decided not to have chicken fried chicken. We are now having potato soup.

How long before wifey asks you to put the phone away...by addressing you by your full name?

 

[Cotton]

This one's for you, John.

 

[boozeman]

Now we have decided not to have chicken fried chicken. We are now having potato soup.

So are you subbing fake turkey bacon for real bacon, adding veggies, cauliflower? It is real yummy that way...honest!

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Already popped my first beer. I should be good and saucy by game time.

It's 11 am somewhere

 

[Cotton]

How long before wifey asks you to put the phone away...by addressing you by your full name?

I generally post from a laptop on gameday. She does use my full name a lot, though. Usually when I say something highly inappropriate.

 

[data]

Do they even have hot mustard anymore? I don't eat them often but when I get them for my daughter they take a look at the old white guy and dismissively throw two ranch cups in the bag.

The McD's staff looks at Booze and thinks what a boring lay. Prolly two pumps and rollover. Here, have some ranch.

 

[Cotton]

So are you subbing fake turkey bacon for real bacon, adding veggies, cauliflower? It is real yummy that way...honest!

No, we will be putting ham in it that I smoked a few day ago.

 

[data]

I generally post from a laptop on gameday. She does use my full name a lot, though. Usually when I say something highly inappropriate.

I'm assuming your phone chattering at the restaurant's table while dismissing your wife's question about the upcoming week's grocery list.

 

[Cotton]

I'm assuming your phone chattering at the restaurant's table while dismissing your wife's question about the upcoming week's grocery list.

That, too.

 

[Cotton]

I want you all to know that I appreciate the fuck out of you. You guys are a big part of my life and have been for almost 2 decades. Sad as it is, I guess.

 

[data]

CRAIG ETHAN JOSIAH TIBERIUS COTTON. GON' SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME...PHONE.

 

[data]

Show this to your wife.






















WE LOVE YOU, MRS. COTTON. THANK YOU FOR LETTING CRAIG PLAY WITH US.

 

[Cotton]

We have weathered a lot as a board.

King of Larestan
Other board crashes
Hiding out at the DCU while half of us were banned
Rant
Carl
Losing all of our content repeatedly

And, yet, we are mostly all still here. Just incredible to me how resilient this group of guys is.

 

[Cotton]

CRAIG ETHAN JOSIAH TIBERIUS COTTON. GON' SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME...PHONE.

Fuck, beer meet laptop.

 

[Cotton]

Show this to your wife.






















WE LOVE YOU, MRS. COTTON. THANK YOU FOR LETTING CRAIG PLAY WITH US.

 

[data]

We have weathered a lot as a board.

King of Larestan
Other board crashes
Hiding out at the DCU while half of us were banned
Rant
Carl
Losing all of our content repeatedly

And, yet, we are mostly all still here. Just incredible to me how resilient this group of guys is.

In other words....the Pilgrims ain't got shit. PLYMOUTH ROCK LANDED ON US!