2021 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[jsmith6919]

What would be your number if you played for an NFL team (following the NFL numbering-for-position restrictions)?

I definitely like Lamb as #88 vs his original #10

I was #56 in High School

 

[Cotton]

Since you are white, I am guessing you sucked.

I was much better at baseball. I don't think I have told this on the board, but I was scouted by Tech before I blew out my knee between my sophomore and junior years in high school.

/coolhosstory

But, my story is actually true.

 

[jsmith6919]

I was much better at baseball. I don't think I have told this on the board, but I was scouted by Tech before I blew out my knee between my sophomore and junior years in high school.

/coolhosstory

But, my story is actually true.

Did you blow out your knee jumping a cop car?

 

[Cotton]

Did you blow out your knee jumping a cop car?

Nope, but it did start with me running into a car. I was playing tennis baseball in the parking lot at school and ran full speed into a parked car trying to catch a ball. Caused major bleeding in my quad muscle which bled into my knee joint and eventually resulted in me fucking up my knee in a football game.

 

[jsmith6919]

Nope, but it did start with me running into a car. I was playing tennis baseball in the parking lot at school and ran full speed into a parked car trying to catch a ball. Caused major bleeding in my quad muscle which bled into my knee joint and eventually resulted in me fucking up my knee in a football game.

A parked cop car?

 

[boozeman]

I was much better at baseball. I don't think I have told this on the board, but I was scouted by Tech before I blew out my knee between my sophomore and junior years in high school.

/coolhosstory

But, my story is actually true.

You were white and you sucked.

 

[Cotton]

A parked cop car?

No, it was like a 1985 Oldsmobile. The handles used to stick out if you remember and that's where my thigh made contact.

 

[Cotton]

You were white and you sucked.

I mean, I wasn't an all star by any means, but I had multiple schools looking at me my sophomore year in high school so I wasn't terrible.

 

[mcnuttz]

Well yee-fuckin-haw.

Pick me up on your way, boozer.

 

[boozeman]

Pick me up on your way, boozer.

Fuck that grotesque event.

 

[data]

Well yee-fuckin-haw.

Is Charlotte making an appearance?

hubba-hubba

Jane Seymour inWedding Crashers

 

[data]

WR and CB

im assuming you’d pick #24 for CB. What about WR with the NFL’s rules?

 

[boozeman]

Check out our DL grade.

 

[shoop]

Check out our DL grade.

Wow. The argument I would make is, are our CBs really that bad? We have what appears to be a star in Diggs and serviceable in Lewis/Brown/Canady. That's a .5 but our TEs are 2.1?

 

[Cotton]

im assuming you’d pick #24 for CB. What about WR with the NFL’s rules?

Probably 88, just because Irvin was one of my favorite players of all time.

 

[Cotton]

Check out our DL grade.

Wow, a .1 and 30th in the league. That's about right.

 

[data]

our TEs are 2.1?

~head swing to @ravidubey ~

 

[mcnuttz]

Check out our DL grade.

Further proof that it's damn criminal that they weren't sitting in Dalvin Tomlinson's driveway on the morning of free agency opening.

GTFO with these bargain basement deals.

 

[mcnuttz]

CB should not be so low and S shouldn't be so high.

 

[Cotton]

~head swing to @ravidubey ~

You mother...