2021 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[bbgun]

 

[p1_]

Shit! That’s awesome

 

[mcnuttz]

During Dak's PC, it sounded like Jerry just said they'd be back in Oxnard this year. Is

 

[mcnuttz]

Jerry just said, "we have some guys who are circumcising a fly" on a question by Jane Slater.

It was a little awkward.

 

[boozeman]

Lying asshole.

 

[boozeman]

Jerry just said, "we have some guys who are circumcising a fly" on a question by Jane Slater.

It was a little awkward.

He should be cancelled for harassing Slater.

 

[mcnuttz]

He should be cancelled for harassing Slater.

#metoo

 

[mcnuttz]

Jerry - I want to see y'all covering us at Oxnard, but I want you to do a better job on my shit...my stuff.

 

[Rev]

Fuck. Hes only 78. Was hoping it was another 10 years.

 

[mcnuttz]

Dak - I've been told since high school to be smarter when deciding when to run the ball, but I don't know if I can tone that down.

 

[mcnuttz]

Werder - how are you going to build the team for Dak?

Stephen - we've built a really good offense...and then talks about injury on O-Line last year. Defense, can't go into a draft taking defense because you miss out on CeeDee. Dak's contract gives us ability to improve on defensive side of the ball.

 

[boozeman]

Translation: "This allows us to get Gerald McCoy back."

 

[boozeman]

Jerry - I want to see y'all covering us at Oxnard, but I want you to do a better job on my shit...my stuff.

He really dropped a "shit"?

 

[mcnuttz]

Translation: "This allows us to get Gerald McCoy back."

Fuck you, boooooooooze!!!

They've learned their lesson, and Stephen's bout to build this defense into a respectable attempt at Doomsday III.

 

[mcnuttz]

He really dropped a "shit"?

It was a quick shit, but he did it.

 

[mcnuttz]

Jerry - started telling a story about going to honky tonks, when someone said, "Boy Jerry has a lot of fun!" But then one of Jerry's good friends said, "Hold up, how long has Jerry been married?" And that's kinda how I feel about this deal with Dak. ~scanning the room of reporters with his used carsalesman smile~

 

[bbgun]

By the time we fix the defense (years?) the o-line (which is already creaking) will have to be rebuilt. There will always be a hole spewing water somewhere on this team.

 

[Genghis Khan]

He should be cancelled for harassing Slater.

He'd only run the team from afar through Stephen anyway.

 

[Genghis Khan]

By the time we fix the defense (years?) the o-line (which is already creaking) will have to be rebuilt. There will always be a hole spewing water somewhere on this team.

There's no reason they can't fix the defense this season.

 

[mcnuttz]

By the time we fix the defense (years?) the o-line (which is already creaking) will have to be rebuilt. There will always be a hole spewing water somewhere on this team.

They're hot drafting o-line right now, I kinda wish they'd keep taking one with great value in the 3rd - 5th round range each year.