2021 Draft Weekend Chatter Thread

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1bigfan13

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Even Fergie is laughing at that rendition of the anthem.
 

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And, the National Anthem gets butchered, too. Good job, Goodell.
 

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JFC that was bad
 

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This Aaron Rodgers thing seems to be more than just murmurs.

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Even in a suit, Zack Wilson looks 13 years old.

Looks like the older kid in Home Improvement.
 

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Speaking of Kings of Leon, another song that annoys me is Thunder by Imagine Dragons
 

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What's the deal with ES? They still a website with hilarious draft commentary galore?
 

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Final drunken mock:

Overall #TeamPlayer NamePositionSchoolTraded Pick
1Jacksonville JaguarsLawrence, Trevor*QBClemson
2New York JetsWilson, Zach*QBBrigham Young
3San Francisco 49ersLance, Trey*QBNorth Dakota State(from Houston through Miami)
4Atlanta FalconsPitts, Kyle*TEFlorida
5Cincinnati BengalsChase, Ja'Marr*WRLSU
6Miami DolphinsWaddle, Jaylen*WRAlabama(from Philadelphia)
7Los Angeles ChargersSewell, Penei*OTOregon(from Detroit)
8New England PatriotsFields, Justin*QBOhio State(from Carolina)
9Denver BroncosParsons, Micah*ILBPenn State
10Dallas CowboysSurtain, Patrick*CBAlabama
11New York GiantsPaye, KwityDEMichigan
12Philadelphia EaglesSmith, DeVontaWRAlabama(from San Francisco through Miami)
13Detroit LionsSlater, RashawnOTNorthwestern(from Los Angeles Chargers)
14Minnesota VikingsVera-Tucker, Alijah*OTUSC
15Carolina PanthersHorn, Jaycee*CBSouth Carolina(from New England)
16Arizona CardinalsBarmore, Christian*DTAlabama
17Chicago BearsJones, Mac*QBAlabama(from Las Vegas)
18Miami DolphinsCollins, Zaven*OLBTulsa
19Washington Football TeamOwusu-Koramoah, JeremiahOLBNotre Dame
20Las Vegas RaidersJenkins, TevenOTOklahoma State(from Chicago)
21Indianapolis ColtsPhillips, Jaelen*DEMiami (FL)
22Tennessee TitansMoore, Elijah*WRMississippi
23New York Jets Newsome, Greg*CBNorthwestern(from Seattle)
24Pittsburgh SteelersDarrisaw, Christian*OTVirginia Tech
25Jacksonville JaguarsMoehrig, TrevonSSTexas Christian(from Los Angeles Rams)
26Cleveland BrownsTryon, Joe*DEWashington
27Baltimore RavensRousseau, Gregory*DEMiami (FL)
28New Orleans SaintsFarley, Caleb*CBVirginia Tech
29Green Bay PackersBateman, Rashod*WRMinnesota
30Buffalo BillsHarris, NajeeRBAlabama
31Baltimore RavensDavis, Jamin*ILBKentucky(from Kansas City)
32Miami DolphinsEtienne, TravisRBClemson(from Tampa Bay)
 

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I am now headed down the road away from sobriety and I think I will flip out if we go offense at 10 if all the D talent is gone. We cannot outscore everyone. That kind of approach is not sustainable.

A-fucking-men.
 

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I can't tell...was that Zack Wilson's girlfriend, sister or mom?
 
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