2021 Draft Weekend Chatter Thread

[1bigfan13]

Even Fergie is laughing at that rendition of the anthem.

 

[Cotton]

And, the National Anthem gets butchered, too. Good job, Goodell.

 

[jsmith6919]

JFC that was bad

 

[boozeman]

God damn. That anthem sucked. Sounded like she just yelled it.

Ann Wilson of Heart. She used to be able to belt it.

Looks like years of sitting on her ass and smoking dope ruined her talent.

 

[boozeman]

Even Fergie is laughing at that rendition of the anthem.

Fuck that.

Even Roseanne is like "they booed me?".

 

[Cotton]

Who is this destroying the anthem?

Iamtdg is probably livid right now.

You have no idea. God damn, that was awful.

 

[data]

This Aaron Rodgers thing seems to be more than just murmurs.



My biggest ally is now Jeopardy offering millions to host full-time

 

[Genghis Khan]

Steak, burgers or pizza. Pick one to go away and never come back.

STEAK

 

[data]

Even in a suit, Zack Wilson looks 13 years old.

Looks like the older kid in Home Improvement.

 

[data]

STEAK

WTF with this bad mojo going into the draft.

 

[NoDak]

STEAK

 

[jsmith6919]

WTF with this bad mojo going into the draft.

This is worse mojo than Lily going woke

 

[Rev]

And they lost one trying to do it again.

At this point I would take a one and done

 

[data]

Speaking of Kings of Leon, another song that annoys me is Thunder by Imagine Dragons

 

[data]

At this point I would take a one and done

That's what she said

 

[Rev]

That's what she said

Well that too

 

[data]

What's the deal with ES? They still a website with hilarious draft commentary galore?

 

[boozeman]

Final drunken mock:

Overall #	Team	Player Name	Position	School	Traded Pick
1	Jacksonville Jaguars	Lawrence, Trevor*	QB	Clemson
2	New York Jets	Wilson, Zach*	QB	Brigham Young
3	San Francisco 49ers	Lance, Trey*	QB	North Dakota State	(from Houston through Miami)
4	Atlanta Falcons	Pitts, Kyle*	TE	Florida
5	Cincinnati Bengals	Chase, Ja'Marr*	WR	LSU
6	Miami Dolphins	Waddle, Jaylen*	WR	Alabama	(from Philadelphia)
7	Los Angeles Chargers	Sewell, Penei*	OT	Oregon	(from Detroit)
8	New England Patriots	Fields, Justin*	QB	Ohio State	(from Carolina)
9	Denver Broncos	Parsons, Micah*	ILB	Penn State
10	Dallas Cowboys	Surtain, Patrick*	CB	Alabama
11	New York Giants	Paye, Kwity	DE	Michigan
12	Philadelphia Eagles	Smith, DeVonta	WR	Alabama	(from San Francisco through Miami)
13	Detroit Lions	Slater, Rashawn	OT	Northwestern	(from Los Angeles Chargers)
14	Minnesota Vikings	Vera-Tucker, Alijah*	OT	USC
15	Carolina Panthers	Horn, Jaycee*	CB	South Carolina	(from New England)
16	Arizona Cardinals	Barmore, Christian*	DT	Alabama
17	Chicago Bears	Jones, Mac*	QB	Alabama	(from Las Vegas)
18	Miami Dolphins	Collins, Zaven*	OLB	Tulsa
19	Washington Football Team	Owusu-Koramoah, Jeremiah	OLB	Notre Dame
20	Las Vegas Raiders	Jenkins, Teven	OT	Oklahoma State	(from Chicago)
21	Indianapolis Colts	Phillips, Jaelen*	DE	Miami (FL)
22	Tennessee Titans	Moore, Elijah*	WR	Mississippi
23	New York Jets	Newsome, Greg*	CB	Northwestern	(from Seattle)
24	Pittsburgh Steelers	Darrisaw, Christian*	OT	Virginia Tech
25	Jacksonville Jaguars	Moehrig, Trevon	SS	Texas Christian	(from Los Angeles Rams)
26	Cleveland Browns	Tryon, Joe*	DE	Washington
27	Baltimore Ravens	Rousseau, Gregory*	DE	Miami (FL)
28	New Orleans Saints	Farley, Caleb*	CB	Virginia Tech
29	Green Bay Packers	Bateman, Rashod*	WR	Minnesota
30	Buffalo Bills	Harris, Najee	RB	Alabama
31	Baltimore Ravens	Davis, Jamin*	ILB	Kentucky	(from Kansas City)
32	Miami Dolphins	Etienne, Travis	RB	Clemson	(from Tampa Bay)

 

[Genghis Khan]

I am now headed down the road away from sobriety and I think I will flip out if we go offense at 10 if all the D talent is gone. We cannot outscore everyone. That kind of approach is not sustainable.

A-fucking-men.

 

[data]

I can't tell...was that Zack Wilson's girlfriend, sister or mom?