2018 Cowboys Free Agency Thread

Simpleton

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I like the new angry Simp.

So which one would you nail in order take one for the team?

Choose carefully.



You can't pick Romo or Witten's wife though.
Definitely these two in the bottom right. And the two to the left of Stephen. On a good night I could pull it off.

Whoever is sitting to the right of the fuckboi grandson is a 0 on the binary scale but I'd still do it for the organization.
 

Cowboysrock55

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Definitely these two in the bottom right. And the two to the left of Stephen. On a good night I could pull it off.

Whoever is sitting to the right of the fuckboi grandson is a 0 on the binary scale but I'd still do it for the organization.
Yeah the one just to the right of Jerry. Wow game on.
 

Cotton

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Definitely these two in the bottom right. And the two to the left of Stephen. On a good night I could pull it off.

Whoever is sitting to the right of the fuckboi grandson is a 0 on the binary scale but I'd still do it for the organization.
Yeah the one just to the right of Jerry. Wow game on.
What in all that is holy happened in here? What in god's name is wrong with the two of you?
 

boozeman

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Definitely these two in the bottom right. And the two to the left of Stephen. On a good night I could pull it off.

Whoever is sitting to the right of the fuckboi grandson is a 0 on the binary scale but I'd still do it for the organization.
:lol
 

Genghis Khan

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The correct answer, of course, has to be Charlotte. There's no other way.

We're rooting for you, Simp.
 

boozeman

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The correct answer, of course, has to be Charlotte. There's no other way.

We're rooting for you, Simp.
Please, some of you people would hit Charlotte with no strings attached. Sick fucks. It would be like doing Jerry with a wig on.
 

Cotton

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Please, some of you people would hit Charlotte with no strings attached. Sick fucks. It would be like doing Jerry with a wig on.
:unsure
 

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Please, some of you people would hit Charlotte with no strings attached. Sick fucks. It would be like doing Jerry with a wig on.
You rang?
 

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Imagine being the little guy paid to run the team's official Twitter account during free agency. Got to come up with something.
 
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