2015 NFL Draft Chatter Thread 4/30-5/2

[dallen]

Bielema looks like Butt-Head all grown up

Huh huh huh huh huh

 

[boozeman]

Having Joe Fan announce these picks makes it seem staged and fake.

Like they all made their picks last night and are putting them out this morning.

 

[dallen]

I heard Ajayi has no knee cartilage or kneecaps for that matter

I heard he is a double amputee

 

[dallen]

Some dumbass scheduled my son's soccer game for noon today

 

[Bob Roberts]

Any swinging dick puts up huge numbers at Baylor. That dude who is the coach is a real offensive guru

 

[boozeman]

Redskins took teeny tiny Crowder.

Keep on pushing the A-Train down, dummies.

 

[boozeman]

These Joe Fan types make me angry.

Ah fuck off Bears fan shithead.

 

[boozeman]

Dammit, this reminds people that RBs are available.

 

[Bob Roberts]

We need a small school nobody so Jerry can look smart, like that loser from Sacred Heart.

Any suggestions?

 

[Cotton]

Petty is a good pick for the Jets.

 

[data]

ESPN showing draft picks immediately. NFLN lags.

ESPN nust showed Titans drafting Fowler FB and Indy is on the clock.

 

[Cotton]

You would announce Mike Hunt, OLB from Vagina University and run off giggling.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Petty is a good pick for the Jets.

I would have liked to see him go somewhere and be able to learn. Doubt he can do that there.

 

[data]

Ajayi gets past the Colts.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Ajayi gets past the Colts.

I think he might not even be on our board. Buck Allen out of USC or the FSU RB are two guys we looked at who are legit possibilities.

 

[Bob Roberts]

Make the pick, stupid

 

[Cotton]

You watch the Vikings take Ajayi here.

 

[data]

Colts cheerleaders not so good.

 

[boozeman]

Geathers is an underrated safety.

 

[Cotton]

Clemmings to the Vikes.

And, they already announced it on ESPN, so I will not STOP IT!