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  1. Newt

    2023 Season | Week 14 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Eagles @ Cowboys | 12/10/2023

    Not sure if anyone has said this today, but fuck the Eagles, fuck Eagle fans, and fuck that butthole eyed Eagles coach right up the goats ass, with a sand paper condom, not a drop of lube. Not one drop.
  2. Newt

    2023 Random NFL Stuff Thread…

    So that puts us playing the Eagles on a short week, coming off a 10 day break, I'll take it.
  3. Newt

    2023 Season | Week 13 | Thursday Gameday Chatter Thread | Seahawks @ Cowboys | 11/30/2023

    If Bland gets a pick 6 tonight everyone should find a man boob nipple avatar and rock it until they give him the DPOY award.
  4. Newt

    2023 Season | Week 13 | Thursday Gameday Chatter Thread | Seahawks @ Cowboys | 11/30/2023

    Do you ever wonder how many hands it would take to spread her ass cheeks all the way apart? I mean so you can see the butt hole? I bet you have to regrip two or three times and just pull.
  5. Newt

    2023 Season | Week 13 | Thursday Gameday Chatter Thread | Seahawks @ Cowboys | 11/30/2023

    I've grown fond of the new look. Do what makes you happy, Boozemun....
  6. Newt

    2023 Season | Week 13 | Thursday Gameday Chatter Thread | Seahawks @ Cowboys | 11/30/2023

    Gawd damn, I can't even watch the entire video, it just grinds on you....
  7. Newt

    DCC Appreciation Thread...

    SBK is an asshole, like the whole asshole, but he is also funny.
  8. Newt

    Giants Stuff...

    If we had beaten the Eagles I would call this a trap game. No way we drop this one now though.
  9. Newt

    The Dur thread.

    Looks like she fell on top of a hot air balloon. Glad everyone was safe.
  10. Newt

    49ers Stuff…

    I don’t understand this move, if true, by the 49ers. Wouldnt they have to pick up his ridiculous salary?
  11. Newt

    The Kids Thread…

    I have a 13 year old son. Its been relatively easy up to this point, I expect the next few years to be a pain in the ass though. Can't help with the girl subject, I got lucky and never looked back. With just the one boy, we only have to worry about one penis.
  12. Newt

    49ers Stuff…

    I think you're right. It would be nice to go hang 45 on them, but this will probably be a 24-20 type game and I have no idea who wins.
  13. Newt

    49ers Stuff…

    I know the 49ers are a good team. But do we have questions about who they are as well? If you look at it, who have they beaten this year? Steelers, 30-7, expected, the Steelers are trash right now. Rams, 30-23, beat the Rams by one score. Giants, 30-12, we know what the Giants are, a bunch of...
  14. Newt

    49ers Stuff…

    Games like this are why the Arizona game hurts so bad. I can see us winning this game. I can see us losing this game. But with the extra loss to the Cardinals this game becomes extremely important for playoff seeding. The 49ers are a tough draw for us. Strong running game and a QB that...
  15. Newt

    2023 Season | Week 3 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Cardinals | 09/24/2023

    We lost one player on defense and are playing completely different. No reason for that. Call the game the same way. Be aggressive. Good lord this is stupid.
  16. Newt

    2023 Season | Week 3 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Cardinals | 09/24/2023

    Jared Goff with a rushing touchdown. Nobody gets fantasy points!
  17. Newt

    2023 Season | Week 2 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Jets @ Cowboys | 9/17/2023

    I’m sure she’s a good cook.
  18. Newt

    2023 Season | Week 2 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Jets @ Cowboys | 9/17/2023

    Make sure I understand this correctly; Dallas Cowboys 2-0 Kellen Moore 0-2 Interesting….
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