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  1. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Yea because they're cheap fucks that aren't desperate to win, but the question was what I'd do if it was me.
  2. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    I'd seriously look at moving Parsons but that's not just for salary reasons. Assuming we keep Parsons I'd do all the extensions, and then do whatever it takes to make it fit for the next 2-3 years with the assumption being that we'll be getting rid of Dak and moving on to a rookie contract QB...
  3. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Good thing we didn't just trade a 3rd for a WR who has the same agent. Oh, wait.
  4. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Just for fun here are some players who I'd be interested in trading Micah for (plus a bunch of picks obviously). Some of these players I think equate to roughly a 1st round pick in value, others a 2nd: Gregory Rousseau - 1st Odafe Oweh - 2nd Rashan Gary - 1st Edgerrin Cooper - 2nd Devonte Wyatt...
  5. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    In the interview with Irvin Jerry literally said, "I would've been a coach, I loved it, but coaches didn't seem like they were financially where I wanted to be. I was looking up and I wanted to be more. Had I known I'd be paying them what I'm paying them now I'd have been a damn coach." So that...
  6. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    He's not wrong but he fails to see that one of the main reasons that they've failed is because of the dysfunctional environment he fosters. The margins are very thin in this league and the idiocy he conjures up every year plays a big role in the weird shit you see out of this team in the playoffs.
  7. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Hendrickson is 30 going on 31, I'd need more than a 1 and 3 on top of that, especially since you're probably giving him about 35/year to begin with. I'd rather send him to someplace like Buffalo for Gregory Rousseau and two 1's.
  8. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Maybe, it could also just be a pure battle of egos with no real logic behind it, with Parsons being stuck in between. Who really knows, but it does seem way messier and more personal than Lamb, Dak, etc.
  9. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    So basically Jerry is dug in against Mughuleta and that might be why this is different than previous negotiations. On one hand, I get it from Jerry's perspective and why he would want to prove a point to an agent like this. On the other, if he just conducted business like a normal team this...
  10. Simpleton

    2025 Training Camp Thread…

    He was, and he's shown me more in the limited preseason snaps, but Ezeiruaku wasn't far behind in my opinion and who knows what the off field stuff was. It's hard for me to get too upset about passing up on a guy who I had maybe 5-7 spots higher with a completely unknown off field situation.
  11. Simpleton

    2025 Training Camp Thread…

    At least half of those guys shouldn't be back for anything. What is the point of bringing in a bunch of pointless schlubs like Morris Claiborne? So he can regale the guys with stories of the magical 2013 season? I get bringing back top guys even from teams who weren't amazing, but why even...
  12. Simpleton

    2025 Random NFL Stuff Thread…

    "Baker Breadman"
  13. Simpleton

    2025 Training Camp Thread…

    He hasn't shown much in the games but it's only been maybe 30 snaps and I think he's probably going to need a month or two to figure out how to work his moves against NFL players. The hype is probably a little too much but I'm very bullish on him.
  14. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    The perfect tank commander.
  15. Simpleton

    2025 Training Camp Thread…

    I thought Ferguson was out all this time, he was back practicing all throughout that video.
  16. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Things will be better one way or the other once he's gone. He provides literally no value whatsoever these days, none, zero. There's also almost no chance this is better than the Last Dance, but I'm not going to watch so I won't know for sure either way.
  17. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Jerry just loves making up every bullshit excuse for why he doesn't step aside, the only thing he'll never admit to is the actual truth of it all, that he's desperate to be viewed as a "football guy" and not some dickhead meddling owner constantly fucking things up.
  18. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    For sure. Keldric Faulk is another guy I think Eberflus would love, kind of a DE/DT tweener at like 6-6, 280, but I could see him being a nice fit as a base DE/nickel interior rusher who brings that length on the interior that Eberflus wants.
  19. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Sure but we all know these mocks aren't truly indicative of how things will play out almost a year from now. I'm just saying Banks fits the mold of a guy Eberflus seems to like at DT, whether that's at 11, 15 or 20. I think the only things I can say for certain about next year's class is that...
  20. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Eberflus loves length/height at DT so I could see him really liking Banks. But yea, going DT in the first seems unlikely in general unless it's a blatantly obvious pick.
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