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  1. Simpleton

    Redskins Stuff…

    I'm sure our piece of absolute shit defense will still get roasted.
  2. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    He wouldn't be my first, second or third choice, but I'd literally take the Ohio St. defense (coaches and players) over what we have on the field right now. It's that bad, and I'm not exaggerating. With what I've seen from this shit group I'd actually roll the dice on the 7+ guys Ohio St. is...
  3. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    He's definitely going to let a ball clang off his hands on a slant or something on the 6 plays he's on the field, I'm just hoping it doesn't result in an INT.
  4. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    I don't think they'll be active in FA with defensive guys, the best I could see is them trading for an established vet with a high salary like Crosby.
  5. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Hall or Williams, Blue and your boy Kaytron Allen would be nice.
  6. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    In the grand scheme it's an easy fix, not something that requires heavy resources. I don't think Williams will get a big deal and even if he leaves you could sign someone like Breece Hall relatively cheap and throw in a mid round draft pick.
  7. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    This is true although I think if you add Parsons (and salary) and subtract Clark and the two 1's this is still a very flawed defense with a ticking clock on how long Parsons will be elite given that he's undersized. The two 1's on top, while having WR (and the majority of the offense)...
  8. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Exactly, which is why I'm not worried about how to fix the defense relative to the Pickens decision. Two 1's the next two years is plenty of ammo, it's just a matter on hitting on 2-3 of them. The offense is almost entirely built with guys under contract long-term if they extend Pickens. The...
  9. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Yea, the talent isn't this bad. It's not great but it's not the worst in the league by orders of magnitude.
  10. Simpleton

    2025 College Football Chatter

    One guy that jumped out at me over the weekend was A'mauri Washington, he kind of dominated against Indiana despite the final score. After Woods he's probably the only DT I'd take in the 1st, his burst off the snap for his size (330ish) is hard to believe. Kind of the anti-Mazi in that regard.
  11. Simpleton

    Sturm: Decoding Schotty Week 6 - Offensive Failures

    This is pretty much where I'm at. Dak has his warts but he's seemingly back to his 2023 level and you might as well go...all in over the next 3ish years.
  12. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    It would certainly explain why they "coveted" him so much.
  13. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    I'd be fine trading for a defensive player worth a 1 and who is under contract for a few more years. It's not about this year necessarily but if we can add a Will McDonald that's a big boost to our defense either way.
  14. Simpleton

    2025 Season | Week 6 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Dallas Cowboys at Carolina Panthers | 10/12/2025

    Quinn's defense looks like the exact same slop shit he did here in terms of having no idea how to stop the run. It's better than this Eberflus shit but they're a bottom 10 defense in the league anytime their offense doesn't give them a solid lead that lets them hunt the QB.
  15. Simpleton

    2025 Season | Week 6 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Dallas Cowboys at Carolina Panthers | 10/12/2025

    Who gives a shit? We're never doing anything with this putrid defense, I just hope the offense can build for next year with hopefully every resource we have next offseason spent on the defense.
  16. Simpleton

    2025 Season | Week 6 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Dallas Cowboys at Carolina Panthers | 10/12/2025

    Daniels is miles more talented as a passer than Hurts but there's some similarity there in terms of the legs and the threat of the run being what really stirs the drink. To me Maye is unequivocally better although it'll probably take the NFL hype machine a year or two to figure it out.
  17. Simpleton

    2025 Season | Week 6 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Dallas Cowboys at Carolina Panthers | 10/12/2025

    Let's see where they're at by the end of the year, give him our defense and they'd be 2-4 at best.
  18. Simpleton

    2025 Season | Week 6 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Dallas Cowboys at Carolina Panthers | 10/12/2025

    They're going to lose because Williams is a joke. They've ran all over the place and manufactured big plays with screens and yet they can't trust this guy to do anything within the confines of a traditional passing game.
  19. Simpleton

    2025 Season | Week 6 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Dallas Cowboys at Carolina Panthers | 10/12/2025

    Slowly but surely it's becoming obvious that outside of his running ability Daniels is not a special passer. His stats so far are very underwhelming and most of what they do in the passing game is very manufactured with rub routes, screens and the like. Even that last TD was a fake WR screen...
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