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Hi Tony.

I just heard Jerry beat stage 4 cancer thanks to some miracle drug bullshit. I don’t understand what any of us did. Anyone wanna come clean?

I don’t even know why we called it that. I’ve never seen a black guy knock on a door and run away before someone answers.

The brain was already fucked.

Waiting for inevitable George Pickens contract extension to drop any time now.

Addition by subtraction. He’s beat the fuck up every year by week 13 and if shit isn’t going our way, he's a pouty fag. I’ve hated him for quite some time now.

I could win a war like that if you put me in charge for however long it takes to send enough nuclear warheads to crater that entire place. Wouldn't lose a bit of sleep over it either.

I’m not sure what’s real anymore. I spend most of the time on X asking if the content is real or AI.

Is this real? I swear I spend most of my time asking that question now.

I wanted to see her legs fold under that truck like a Motorola flip phone.

Guess how many calories she needs to consume daily to maintain that build. We’re all gunna die anyway, amirite? Heartless republicans.

Woof x 3.

Maybe they’d feel more comfortable in their sport if they weren’t tucking their peens?

Family stuff. Everything is good, just had to be here for now.

We’re in Cali currently. Be safe out there.

Pasta is one of those things that I like the idea more than I actually like it. Gnocchi is my go to when we have it. Spaghetti is just whatever for me no matter who cooks it.

Died on the anniversary of the Cheers series finale. Weird. RIP

This is fantastic. Throw that retard in prison for the maximum time allowed. Or since our team is breaking the law, maybe we can skip prison and go straight to lethal injection.

I went to Panda Express yesterday and had to park to wait for my order. Before I went to order, I pulled up their website to get an idea of what I was ordering. There was a huge disclaimer at the bottom of their site that some of the food and drinks served at their establishment contain...