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  1. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    Dak runs like I get out of bed when I’m sore.
  2. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    And he laughed about it after being ejected. I’m still floored that anyone would think they could get away with that in 4k.
  3. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    Am I allowed to wish her a happy birthday every time Philly scores, or is that over the line too?
  4. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    I hope she likes this dirty diaper of a present he's about to give her.
  5. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    I wonder what Mike Burke is doing right now.
  6. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    Is there a gig Keenan Thompson will turn down?
  7. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    It would surprise me exactly not at all if Schottenheimer implemented the tush push and we lose yards on it when we try it.
  8. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    I’m going to see how many @NoDak durs I can accumulate tonight. I have a number in mind, but I wanna see if he can hit it organically.
  9. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    I’m using this and acting like it was my idea.
  10. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    I’m here for all of it. The bugged out eyes and the dopey Homer Simpson 5 O’clock shadow. The look of “I don’t have the power to stop any of this.” as they run up the score on his ass.
  11. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    In Fine with me. This puppet doesn’t have a redeeming quality to him. Give me Campo’s Jew-fro any day.
  12. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    Everyone loves to hear an old white man boast about buying something that was losing a million bucks a month and turning it all around with black labor.
  13. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    I’m starting the fire Brian Schottenheimer club now so nobody else has to do it later tonight. You can join through private message.
  14. Sheik

    2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

    Someone has to coach up the players. God knows that empty track suit visor wearing doofus fuck isn’t going to do it.
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