2022 Season | Week 6 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys at Eagles | 10/16/2022

[boozeman]

Well, the defense doesn't look like they have quit.

But we have zero chance. We have a backup QB, a WR2 pretending to be a WR1, a couple of nose rings and that's it offensively.

 

[Sheik]

There’s another half of football and I’ll put Mike McCarthy’s second half adjustment abilities up against anyones.

 

[data]

If we could actually get to a punt, this game would probably be 10-0.

 

[data]

jerking off with other men is gay

"i before e, except after c"

There are a lot of exceptions

 

[Smitty]

Well, the defense doesn't look like they have quit.

But we have zero chance. We have a backup QB, a WR2 pretending to be a WR1, a couple of nose rings and that's it offensively.

Our offense is really quite bad.

We are missing, honestly, a starting QB, #1 WR, starting TE, our lead RB needs replacement, and our starting LT.

Will have to be an offense heavy offseason.

 

[Smitty]

If we could actually get to a punt, this game would probably be 10-0.

And if we had a QB it’s probably tied.

 

[Genghis Khan]

That Walmart gas commercial is ridiculous. They're showing $7 a gallon and they're bragging about saving you 10 cents per gallon as if that makes it any better.

 

[kidd]

There’s another half of football and I’ll put Mike McCarthy’s second half adjustment abilities up against anyones.

I gotta give you props for your positivity.

 

[boozeman]

Good God.

They are fucking toying with us.

Sickening.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Stay onsides, Dipshits

 

[data]

Right there, you know Jalen Hurts is always going to scramble when we go with that defensive alignment with nobody over the G/T.

Keep that in your pocket and, next time, show that alignment and crash

 

[Genghis Khan]

I was expecting our dumbasses to jump offside again.

 

[Sheik]

Block it and return it.

 

[bbgun]

We are missing, honestly, a starting QB,

that dream went out the window when we paid him

 

[boozeman]

There’s another half of football and I’ll put Mike McCarthy’s second half adjustment abilities up against anyones.

Put it in three-inch headlines.

Cooper Rush is no Matt Flynn.

 

[Sheik]

Put it in three-inch headlines.

Cooper Rush is no Matt Flynn.

He’ll be the reason we win tonight.

 

[data]

Eagles offense is like an old Nintendo game. Dictate what Hurts' read is going to be. COmputer will do same

 

[boozeman]

This Olive Garden commercial aside from showing the breadsticks and salads is a LIE!

 

[boozeman]

He’ll be the reason we win tonight.

Who?

Matt Flynn?

 

[kidd]

And if we had a QB it’s probably tied.

I honestly don’t see Dak doing much better. Especially if he’s in Game 1 form.