Cowboys vs Vikings | Week 9 Gameday Chatter Thread | 11/3/13

[Bob Roberts]

That's Thanksgiving halftime performer and Justin Bieber cum dumpster Selena Gomez

 

[BipolarFuk]

Cum dumpster is more

 

[data]

Better than Miley Cyrus.

 

[Bob Roberts]

Cum dumpster is more

Agreed.

I'm envisioning a Justin/Jerry gangbang

 

[data]

DOn't know why I'm stating this, but the Redskins and Eagles both have two divisional losses, while we have zero.

They still play each other once, so the loser of that game (three division losses) will be severely disadvantaged against us for the division title tiebreaker.

 

[Bob Roberts]

Agreed.

I'm envisioning a Justin/Jerry gangbang

Crap. Now I'm envisioning Justin and Jerry without Selena

 

[Bob Roberts]

Schiano about to lose again. I love it when douche coaches lose

 

[VA Cowboy]

Holy crap...the Steelers gave up over 600 yards today.

 

[Bob Roberts]

See? Even a guy like LeBeau can give up 600 yards [/apologist]

 

[Rev]

The Zombies' Big Winner today was Dallas. Really Tony? Give me a break. Im sure my wife could find a better choice than the Cowboys.

 

[data]

Why doesn't Andre Johnson get more TDs? Even prior to this season.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Blowout win for the Cowboys. Ponder will make the defense look good and the offense won't go into a shell since they are at home. Plus Minnesota is one of the worst teams in the league defensively on 3rd downs.

As an aside, I was totally wrong.

 

[data]

As an aside, I was totally wrong.

 

[GShock]

As an aside, I was totally wrong.

Hyperbole.

 

[Carp]

One thing with Dez...he cuts down on his drops if he changes the way he reaches for the ball. He always kind of backhands instead of basket catching it.

 

[Deuce]

One thing with Dez...he cuts down on his drops if he changes the way he reaches for the ball. He always kind of backhands instead of basket catching it.

That's technically how you're supposed to do it. Catch it with the hands and not body.

 

[data]

~NBC shows a skateboard park~

Al Michaels: "We were there earlier..."

Collinsworth: "Yeah, riding that rail over there...you should've seen Michelle working it"


wut

 

[Carp]

That's technically how you're supposed to do it. Catch it with the hands and not body.

He just needs to turn his hands over...he makes it harder than it needs to be.

 

[Bob Roberts]

I guess Kubiak had a heart attack on the field?

 

[Carp]

Brown was damn good today.