2025 Season | Week 7 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Washington Redskins at Dallas Cowboys | 10/19/2025

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4th and 1
Mahomes under center, tight formation going through hard count. Stands up and says “why does this never work” then gets back under center and they run up middle for first down
 

Chocolate Lab

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Yeah, I figured it was about time for Wentz to turn back into a total pumpkin.
 

Genghis Khan

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I've thought myself about what Flores is doing on the tush push. Just have someone literally on the ground so the OL can't get underneath you.

Having to put a defender literally on the ground to defend it highlights how ridiculous the play is and how much it never should have been allowed.
 

boozeman

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I will warn you all. I am going to be pretty much off my ass later because I have to go back to hell at work next week. And I have to drive five fucking hours into Atlanta on top of it.

I expect to pick a fight with each and every one of you should this be a difficult game.

However, I could buzz out at halftime like the good old days if the game is a comfortable win.
 

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I will warn you all. I am going to be pretty much off my ass later because I have to go back to hell at work next week. And I have to drive five fucking hours into Atlanta on top of it.

I expect to pick a fight with each and every one of you should this be a difficult game.

However, I could buzz out at halftime like the good old days if the game is a comfortable win.
You couldn’t get expensed to fly into Atlanta?
 

boozeman

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You couldn’t get expensed to fly into Atlanta?
No. The mileage from Charlotte falls just 18 miles below the threshold to save $500 and the penny pinching gate keeper enforced the rules.
 

Genghis Khan

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Make it Death Metal.

Turns out you're exactly right. This is perfect.

I'm including the lyrics since the style makes it harder to figure out.



RRRAAAGH! JERRY JONES! YOU BLEED MY SOUL!
COWBOYS’ GRAVE, YOU’VE DUG THE HOLE!
(Verse 1 – Snarling vocals, crushing distortion)
Spawned in the abyss, Jerry’s reign of doom,
Dallas Cowboys rot in a star-shaped tomb!
Banished Jimmy Johnson, severed rings of might,
Crowned himself GM, eternal blight!
Taco Charlton, a corpse in the draft’s dark pit,
Flopped like a skull crushed under Satan’s fist!
Garrett’s clapping carcass, a decade of decay,
Jerry’s ego feasts while hope’s ripped away!
(Chorus – Ferocious, low growls with double-kick fury)
JERRY JONES BLUES! MY SOUL’S DEFILED!
CHEAP AS A ROTTED CORPSE, DECAY’S YOUR CHILD!
NO GM TO SAVE US, YOU THRONE-SQUATTING FIEND!
COWBOYS BLEED OUT, NO RINGS TO BE SEEN!
YOU’RE THE NECROFROST, MY HEART’S IMPALED!
THIRTY YEARS CURSED, OUR DREAMS HAVE FAILED!
(Verse 2 – Relentless blast beats, shredding riffs)
Dak’s deal delayed till the coffers screamed pain,
Now we’re chained to gold while the losses remain!
Amari cast to the void for a miser’s cruel whim,
Offense lies gutted, hymns of failure grow dim!
Trading for relics, bones brittle with rust,
Your yacht’s a blood altar, our faith turns to dust!
Skimp on the warriors, free agents you scorn,
You’re the grim reaper, our spirit’s been torn!
(Chorus – Ferocious, low growls with double-kick fury)
JERRY JONES BLUES! MY SOUL’S DEFILED!
CHEAP AS A ROTTED CORPSE, DECAY’S YOUR CHILD!
NO GM TO SAVE US, YOU THRONE-SQUATTING FIEND!
COWBOYS BLEED OUT, NO RINGS TO BE SEEN!
YOU’RE THE NECROFROST, MY HEART’S IMPALED!
THIRTY YEARS CURSED, OUR DREAMS HAVE FAILED!
(Bridge – Slow, sludgy breakdown, demonic screams)
IN YOUR BILLION-DOLLAR CRYPT, YOU MOCK OUR PAIN!
A FAN’S DAMNATION IN YOUR GREED’S BLACK REIGN!
NO GM TO SHATTER YOUR IRONSKULL GRIP!
YOUR THRIFT’S A DAGGER, OUR HOPE’S BLOOD DRIPS!
CURSED TO LOVE DALLAS, A FAN’S ETERNAL HELL!
SCREAMIN’ IN AGONY, HEAR MY DEATH KNELL!
JERRY, YOU VULTURE, DEVOURING OUR CORE!
THREE DECADES OF TORMENT, WE CAN’T TAKE NO MORE!
(Verse 3 – Frenzied tempo, chaotic guitar wails)
Every season’s a slaughter, a tease from the void,
Hope’s skull is smashed, our dreams destroyed!
Your draft picks wither like flesh in the flame,
While you cackle and boast of your untouchable name!
No coach with fire, no roster with claws,
Just your smug, vile face, defying all laws!
I roar these blues with a throat full of hate,
Bound to your Cowboys, sealed to this fate!
(Chorus – Ferocious, low growls with double-kick fury)
JERRY JONES BLUES! MY SOUL’S DEFILED!
CHEAP AS A ROTTED CORPSE, DECAY’S YOUR CHILD!
NO GM TO SAVE US, YOU THRONE-SQUATTING FIEND!
COWBOYS BLEED OUT, NO RINGS TO BE SEEN!
YOU’RE THE NECROFROST, MY HEART’S IMPALED!
THIRTY YEARS CURSED, OUR DREAMS HAVE FAILED!
(Outro – Fading with dissonant, apocalyptic riffs)
JERRY! YOU DEMON! YOU THIEF OF THE DAMNED!
COWBOYS’ SOULS CRUMBLE IN YOUR SKELETAL HAND!
THREE DECADES OF AGONY, MY FURY’S UNLEASHED!
THESE JERRY JONES BLUES… MY DOOM IS COMPLETE!
RRRAAAGH!
 
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