2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[NoDak]

Never quite saw a cowboys fan so vehemently defend the eagles before. Suspicious…


Let’s test it out…. Sam Kinison and Taylor Hicks were no talent hacks that blew Mexicans for street tacos.

 

[Bipo]

Never quite saw a cowboys fan so vehemently defend the eagles before. Suspicious…


Let’s test it out…. Sam Kinison and Taylor Hicks were no talent hacks that blew Mexicans for street tacos.

Sam was funny af. I'll never forget the first time I saw him in "Back to School".

Wasn't Hicks some Joe Cocker wannabe from American Idol?

 

[boozeman]

There is some African kid playing nose for the Ravens that has been getting some buzz.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Who would we trade? After Micah, Eze, and Simple Sam, who would anyone want?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Who would we trade? After Micah, Eze, and Simple Sam, who would anyone want?

I feel like Sam would be the candidate. They have Micah, Fowler, Eze, and Kneeland already.

 

[boozeman]

I feel like Sam would be the candidate. They have Micah, Fowler, Eze, and Kneeland already.

Nobody wants that retard coming off an injury.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I feel like Sam would be the candidate. They have Micah, Fowler, Eze, and Kneeland already.

Sam is a Jerry pet though. Those guys don't get moved, they get extensions.

And Kneeland is more a base down stout end. I don't think he's even in that same group.

Maybe Mazi gets a Bossman-like bust for bust swap, though that's probably for next year.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Nobody wants that retard coming off an injury.

I'm not so sure. He's got talent, has flashed, and pass rushers are coveted.

I don't think he'd net a lot in return, but it wouldn't surprise me if someone out there was interested.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Although with the uncertainty surrounding Micah at the moment, I think there's zero chance they'd trade any reasonably useful DEs.

 

[NoDak]

I'm not so sure. He's got talent, has flashed, and pass rushers are coveted.

I don't think he'd net a lot in return, but it wouldn't surprise me if someone out there was interested.

Correct. The guy has shown he has skills that this game covets. If he ever gets his head on right, he could carve out a decent career. Will he? Guess that remains to be seen.

 

[boozeman]

Correct. The guy has shown he has skills that this game covets. If he ever gets his head on right, he could carve out a decent career. Will he? Guess that remains to be seen.

How many times have you seen a perpetual fuck up suddenly get their shit together? It is pretty rare.

 

[NoDak]

How many times have you seen a perpetual fuck up suddenly get their shit together? It is pretty rare.

I’m not going back to think of guys that matured after starting stupid. I don’t care nearly enough. But I have little doubt it’s happened. But even if it doesn’t happen and he washes out… still don’t care. Certainly not to the point where I’m gonna be pissed about it.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I have no doubt we'll see Sam getting suspended here in 2027.

 

[boozeman]

 

[ravidubey]

I have no doubt we'll see Sam getting suspended here in 2027.

He’s got mental problems with all the unnecessary violence. Maybe stemming from looking like a much worse Micah Parsons?

 

[Irving Cowboy]

How many times have you seen a perpetual fuck up suddenly get their shit together? It is pretty rare.

Checking the Feel-good thread

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[boozeman]

I understand this is a retarded rumor pushed by a relic like Fisher.

However.

I swear, by all that is holy, if they do this I stop watching this fucking team.

 

[bbgun]

Great. Let's waste yet another draft pick on a backup QB.

 

[NoDak]

I swear, by all that is holy, if they do this I stop watching this fucking team.