2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Genghis Khan]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Then we get this drama, too.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Dez weighs in on...something.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[Simpleton]

I'd never advocate for trading him because he's so good at what he does, but I wouldn't be upset at all if we traded him for a massive haul, i.e. two 1's, a 2 and 3.

I think Ezeiruaku is going to be a monster and I'm kind of skittish about having two undersized edge rushers in a 4-3.

 

[bbgun]

But .. but .. Skip said he'd play this year for $24M.

 

[bbgun]

I'd never advocate for trading him because he's so good at what he does, but I wouldn't be upset at all if we traded him for a massive haul, i.e. two 1's, a 2 and 3.

That would be totally against the Jones family culture. They love to overpay their own players.

 

[boozeman]

That would be totally against the Jones family culture. They love to overpay their own players.

It is also out of the family culture to get a fair value in a trade.

 

[Genghis Khan]

This feels like a bluff. Like an agent negotiating through the media. Rumors like this don't get out unless someone wants it to.

 

[Simpleton]

This feels like a bluff. Like an agent negotiating through the media. Rumors like this don't get out unless someone wants it to.

That's definitely what it is, at this point I just wished he had stayed away from camp and let things work themselves out like Lamb last year. Him being at camp has probably exacerbated his butt hurt.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

This feels like a bluff. Like an agent negotiating through the media. Rumors like this don't get out unless someone wants it to.

Exactly. I almost wonder if the agent is panicking that the Jones boys aren't caving to him like he expected.

 

[Genghis Khan]

It is also out of the family culture to get a fair value in a trade.

Micah for a 6th?

Hey, everyone knew we had to trade him. Plus his new team has to pay him. Our hands were tied relative to his value on the market!

 

[boozeman]

This feels like a bluff. Like an agent negotiating through the media. Rumors like this don't get out unless someone wants it to.

It is posturing of course. We all know the Joneses fear this contract and really don’t know where to start. A young dominant pass rusher getting his first fat payday that will be at the top of the cappy cappy is not something they can rely on another team that knows what it is doing for a blueprint.

 

[boozeman]

Micah for a 6th?

Hey, everyone knew we had to trade him. Plus his new team has to pay him. Our hands were tied relative to his value on the market!

A precious fifth will do.

 

[bbgun]

We're not gonna get max draft compensation for a guy who makes headlines with his big mouth and wants to be paid like Garrett and Watt.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Micah for a 6th?

Hey, everyone knew we had to trade him. Plus his new team has to pay him. Our hands were tied relative to his value on the market!

 

[Simpleton]

If these bitches had the ability to think strategically they'd realize that trading Micah for a haul could potentially set us up for the next 10+ years at QB. Next year should be a strong QB class, if we have massive ammo in terms of multiple 1's and 2's over the next two years we could almost have our pick of the QB prospects.

And if Dak kills it this year we'd have massive ammo to build the roster with rookie contracts around his inflated salary.

But these idiots only focus on what's right in front of them like a horse with blinders, so I'd be shocked if any of this went through their pea brains.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

If these bitches had the ability to think strategically they'd realize that trading Micah for a haul could potentially set us up for the next 10+ years at QB. Next year should be a strong QB class, if we have massive ammo in terms of multiple 1's and 2's over the next two years we could almost have our pick of the QB prospects.

I almost laughed, because you know Jerry is fully expecting Dak to have his best year ever. He can't think ahead like this.

Said it before, but if Jerry owned the Eagles years ago, Wentz would still be their starting QB today.

 

[NoDak]

I hope they trade him for a 4th.

That would be fun.