2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Chocolate Lab]

The dead money alone makes this dead in the water. That's 13 mill more than it would be then if he was here. They didn't want to pay 8 for Henry to rush for them so I can't imagine that Jerry will pay 13 for him to play elsewhere.

Plus Jerry has to prove he was right on giving him the huge contract.

This is the same guy who wouldn't even admit Zeke couldn't play anymore until half the year was over. And that didn't even cost him any money.

 

[Bipo]

Plus Jerry has to prove he was right on giving him the huge contract.

This is the same guy who wouldn't even admit Zeke couldn't play anymore until half the year was over. And that didn't even cost him any money.

It will be same with Dak. He will be out there half crippled, maybe next year, and he will still be on the roster while other teams have proven they can cut any QB contract and still make playoffs.

 

[boozeman]

Pure fantasy, but it'd be a dream come true for me.

Yeah, the whole HC search has illustrated to me how much of an albatross Prescott has now become.

 

[Simpleton]

Yeah, the whole HC search has illustrated to me how much of an albatross Prescott has now become.

He's only that because the organization allows it, or even wants it.

 

[ravidubey]

Plus Jerry has to prove he was right on giving him the huge contract.

This is the same guy who wouldn't even admit Zeke couldn't play anymore until half the year was over. And that didn't even cost him any money.

He might even sign Zeke again. Watch.

Dude lives in a fantasy of his own construction, reinforced by his position, wallet, content family, and hangers-on.

If anyone calls him out on his delusional bullshit, he snaps in disproportionate outrage fueled by a deep rooted understanding that he’s an imposter.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Damn, the Wolhcuk guy (Broaddus postgame partner) on the Fan is ranting about how terrible Jerry is like we would on here. Maybe more. Almost be surprised if Jerry doesn't get him fired, but props to him for NGAF.

 

[Rev]

Damn, the Wolhcuk guy (Broaddus postgame partner) on the Fan is ranting about how terrible Jerry is like we would on here. Maybe more. Almost be surprised if Jerry doesn't get him fired, but props to him for NGAF.

Yep. He is our voice. Most of them on that show have similar views but not to his extreme. They all make fun of Jerry's moves. Even Broaddus will throw out the disgust occasionally.

 

[Bipo]

Damn, the Wolhcuk guy (Broaddus postgame partner) on the Fan is ranting about how terrible Jerry is like we would on here. Maybe more. Almost be surprised if Jerry doesn't get him fired, but props to him for NGAF.

That's all well and good, but I'm guessing he's not calling he and his family, inbreds.

 

[NoDak]

That's all well and good, but I'm guessing he's not calling he and his family, inbreds.

I'd guess it's probably because he wouldn't want to be sued for slander.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

That's all well and good, but I'm guessing he's not calling he and his family, inbreds.

I don't believe I heard the words inbred hillbilly racoon-eating fucktards, no.

But one step at a time.

 

[Foobio]

I'd guess it's probably because he wouldn't want to be sued for slander.

It’s not slander if it’s true

 

[NoDak]

It’s not slander if it’s true

Is it? Well, then by all means… Come forward with your proof and let’s take them down.

 

[Bipo]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I agree with all of what he just said.

 

[Genghis Khan]

That was awesome. Summed up the feelings of a lot of fans.

 

[ravidubey]

That was awesome. Summed up the feelings of a lot of fans.

Jerry’s rationalization: “No press is bad press” /lipsmackjerrysmilepoint

 

[UncleMilti]

I agree with all of what he just said.

If this kind of criticism gets mainstream, it might…MIGHT…make a small difference. Jerry hates to be criticized, and the more he gets criticized the more he comes unglued.

Maybe he decides to show’em and reaches a little deeper into his pocket this time around. Now, I’m under no illusion he’s going to pull a Washington or Philly type bust, but even a decent FA heist, a nice draft and a competent coach hire probably puts us in the playoffs again.

 

[Smitty]

Yeah, the whole HC search has illustrated to me how much of an albatross Prescott has now become.

Just now?

 

[Smitty]

I agree with all of what he just said.

There's nothing to argue.

Jerry was never competent as a GM and now he's ancient and at the end of his abilities.

Stephen is equally incompetent. He's at the height of his abilities, but he doesn't care about football or the team or winning.

Jerry, at the very, very least, cared about the Dallas Cowboys. Not because I think he was ever a real fan or wanted to amplify the greatness that Schramm and Landry had imparted, but because he loved himself and wanted glory for himself and realized that as a billionaire oilman he'd get no national glory but as the owner (and "football man,"/GM) of a nationally adored sports franchise, he'd get glory and adoration for helming them to championships.

Stephen could not possibly care less.

Stephen has disdain for the team. Stephen is a business man only. He's a capologist. He's a money mover. He's an accountant who doesn't give two shits about football. Stephen threw Jerry up against the wall to stop him from signing Deion, drafting Manziel instead of Martin, or blowing megacontracts on free agency, not because Stephen has some sort of insightful devotion to building a team "the right way" and because he's committed to seeing that through.

No, Stephen doesn't want his dotard old turd of a father to waste money on Deion or free agents, or blow a draft pick on Manziel, because it's not safe, affordable budgeting. Drafting Manziel is risky and if it doesn't work out then they have wasted money.

And what Stephen wants more than anything else is money. Money for his inheritance. Money for his offspring. Money for his other business ventures.

That's all Stephen cares about. It was probably Stephen who pushed for Parcells, because Stephen knew that Parcells was a requirement to get the goodwill to get the stadium built, which... you guessed it... would make them lots and lots of MONEY. Remember when Stephen was the one who got up in Parcells' face about who was really in charge when Parcells tried to keep the Joneses out of the locker room?

Stephen doesn't give two shits about the Dallas Cowboys winning. Stephen only cares about the Dallas Cowboys losing him money that he can use for his land holdings company.

 

[bbgun]

Stephen is equally incompetent. He's at the height of his abilities, but he doesn't care about football or the team or winning.