2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

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Rev

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Genghis Khan said:
Name one time, 1 God damn time, it's been an advantage for us. Just one, you slimy decrepit miscreant.

Because we have multiple examples of it being a disadvantage.
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If you asked him that he would probably go on a rant about the moon equinox and the sun path across the universe. It would get so confusing that you would just end up accepting the situation as it is.
 
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Just listened to the Jerry radio interview. Yeah, he claimed the sun should be an advantage for us. As if you can adjust to a thermonuclear reaction blinding you. Said Kellen Moore knew, and he guaranteed the Eagles OC planned for it. Is that why we got a sack once when the sun was right in Hurts' eyes and he got sacked because he couldn't see shit?

Jerry actually claimed he wanted the stadium to feel like it was outdoors and that's why he likes the sun. One, if you feel that way, how about you don't orient the stadium East-West, you narcissistic moron? And two, it was like 79* with no wind on Sunday. The prettiest day you'd ever see. So if you want "the elements" and to "feel outdoors", why didn't you open the roof? Idiot.

He also actually invoked injured soldiers to claim this football thing is just a distraction from life for people. So I guess people shouldn't criticize your disastrous GMing because there are worse things going on in the world. GFY Jerry.
 
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Rev said:
If you asked him that he would probably go on a rant about the moon equinox and the sun path across the universe. It would get so confusing that you would just end up accepting the situation as it is.
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"Do you want me to rotate the damn galaxy? Just tear down the solar system so that Mercury is in retrograde?"

Yeah
 
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By the way, we had an actual home field advantage with the crown at Texas stadium. Why not just recreate that and close the damn curtains?
 
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I find a new layer of hate for this team every day. It's quite amazing.
 
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I loved the comment that Trey Lance isn’t ready to start. They only have a couple of packages for him.

He has been here over a year and you have packages for him? So you don’t want to admit he sucks but he can’t play so….
 
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shoop said:
I loved the comment that Trey Lance isn’t ready to start. They only have a couple of packages for him.

He has been here over a year and you have packages for him? So you don’t want to admit he sucks but he can’t play so….
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Yes, that's absurd.
 
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Genghis Khan said:
Yes, that's absurd.
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Like you said, it’s insane they aren’t playing him at this point. What was the reason for giving up a premium pick for him then? If he’s the future then what is served by keeping him on the bench? If he’s not the future then cut him or trade him and admit you wasted a draft pick.
 
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Foobio said:
Like you said, it’s insane they aren’t playing him at this point. What was the reason for giving up a premium pick for him then? If he’s the future then what is served by keeping him on the bench? If he’s not the future then cut him or trade him and admit you wasted a draft pick.
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This regime does not admit mistakes.
 
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