2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[mcnuttz]

Jonathan Minho. Has more fumbles 1 than touchdowns 0

Terrible trade, but it brought us @shoop

Good to see you, bud!

 

[Sheik]

They actually acquired a player in a trade.

How fucking stupid are they? And the player is a scab.

They gave up more than they got for Cooper.

 

[bbgun]

They gave up more than they got for Cooper.

we didn't get much for Coop because it was a salary dump

 

[Cujo]

I was convinced yesterday they wouldn't be dumb enough to make a frivolous trade and this is what I woke up to. My apathy continues to deepen. I couldn't summon the strength to root for this team if someone was paying me to do so.

 

[Genghis Khan]

we didn't get much for Coop because it was a salary dump

That's what they want you to believe.

In reality we didn't get much for Cooper because they were dead set on trading him before his bonus was due because they didn't want to pay it out of pocket for a player that wouldn't be on the team.

It was about being cheap not about the cap.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Here’s an idea for this thread. How about someone list all the dumb fucking trades Dallas has made for WRs over the past 30 years.

We have a dur thread for this.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cujo]

Then he’s gonna kill him.

I can fix it.

 

[boozeman]

So we are likely to get the last non-compensatory pick in this draft.

You cannot make this special kind of fuckery up.

 

[mcnuttz]

So we are likely to get the last non-compensatory pick in this draft.

You cannot make this special kind of fuckery up.

That's irrelevant.

 

[data]

That's irrelevant, mister

FIFY

 

[Texas Ace]

James McKnight has entered the chat

He actually had ability and could play though.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

They picked a news-trade day to release two poor earlier trades. Not surprising.

 

[Bipo]

Is there any other team in the league that values money so much more than draft capital? These cunt's excuse for the small return on Cooper.....money. Now the same fucking excuse for why they gave up so much for an, unproven at best, WR......HE'S CHEAP!!!

 

[boozeman]

Is there any other team in the league that values money so much more than draft capital? These cunt's excuse for the small return on Cooper.....money. Now the same fucking excuse for why they gave up so much for an, unproven at best, WR......HE'S CHEAP!!!

And? I do not understand your lack of belief. It is how we do business.

 

[boozeman]

They picked a news-trade day to release two poor earlier trades. Not surprising.

Very slick and not at all obvious, nah.

 

[Bipo]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

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Apparently ESPN wasn't aware of our flawless draft grade on him.

 

[Bipo]

Apparently ESPN wasn't aware of our flawless draft grade on him.

Notice at the bottom it says Cowboys holding on to prior player evaluations. It is fucking obvious now. First Lance and now this fuckin stiff.

 

[Bipo]