2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Rev]

The 2022 class is still really good, 2023 is shit obviously, 2024 the jury is still out.

Also let's ignore the fact that they drafted two of the best players in the league the two previous years.

Think Booze is right that when they hit they hit big but they don't hit as often as we think.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Am I wrong for wanting Lance. I know he sucks. But let's do it and when he sucks we lose a bunch.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Am I wrong for wanting Lance. I know he sucks. But let's do it and when he sucks we lose a bunch.

If you wanted to tank for sure, that would be the ticket. I'm afraid Lance would be Laufenberger bad.

 

[bbgun]

Am I wrong for wanting Lance. I know he sucks. But let's do it and when he sucks we lose a bunch.

Rush will get the nod because he's proven he can keep the ship afloat in Dak's absence. He looked good yesterday too.

 

[bbgun]

I'm afraid Lance would be Laufenberger bad.

But he certainly has a stronger arm and better mobility than Rush. He just throws it to the wrong team.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

But he certainly has a stronger and arm and better mobility than Rush. He just throws it to the wrong team.

Then there is no excuse to design some packages where you can run him.

Hell, he can run the option rather than those stupid Lamb jet reverses that don't work.

 

[Simpleton]

I mean, this sort of is ideal given where this team is at.

Has this guy not seen Mason Graham or Abdul Carter play?

 

[Genghis Khan]

This is hilarious on so many levels.

I might just set this as my alarm, so that I can wake up every day in a good mood.

 

[Genghis Khan]

As for our drafting prowess, you can certainly nitpick if you want, but we've been mostly contenders over the past decade, and it's not due to our free agent signings.

 

[Simpleton]

As for our drafting prowess, you can certainly nitpick if you want, but we've been mostly contenders over the past decade, and it's not due to our free agent signings.

That's the real issue, if we did literally anything of note in free agency it wouldn't be an issue when we go a draft class without finding a Pro Bowler or two.

 

[Rev]

As for our drafting prowess, you can certainly nitpick if you want, but we've been mostly contenders over the past decade, and it's not due to our free agent signings.

Pretenders. These guys have never been contenders.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Pretenders. These guys have never been contenders.

True, not for the super bowl but they've been solidly playoff caliber for most of the last decade.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cujo]

For once, I wish he would say, "This was Jerry's decision. If it were up to me, I would cut this bum, but I'm not a real coach here. I'm a eunuch. This organization is a complete shit show and I deeply regret coming here. Not only is it hard to win, it's hard to feel joy. I have to admit, there are times on the sideline when I'm not even thinking about the game. I'm thinking about the horrible decisions I've made in life and how Goddamn unhappy I am. Did you know I won a Super Bowl once? Hard to believe I'm in charge of this gang of underachievers. When they go down by a field goal, they all look like they'd rather be pressing dicks in the shower than playing football. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh, Zeke. Yeah, glad he's back. I need a drink."

 

[Bipo]

You set a 4th round draft pick on fire for Lance, may as well play him in this clusterfuck of a season.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

For once, I wish he would say, "This was Jerry's decision. If it were up to me, I would cut this bum, but I'm not a real coach here. I'm a eunuch. This organization is a complete shit show and I deeply regret coming here. Not only is it hard to win, it's hard to feel joy. I have to admit, there are times on the sideline when I'm not even thinking about the game. I'm thinking about the horrible decisions I've made in life and how Goddamn unhappy I am. Did you know I won a Super Bowl once? Hard to believe I'm in charge of this gang of underachievers. When they go down by a field goal, they all look like they'd rather be pressing dicks in the shower than playing football. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh, Zeke. Yeah, glad he's back. I need a drink."

Mike might surpass Landry if he actually said this.

 

[Genghis Khan]

You set a 4th round draft pick on fire for Lance, may as well play him in this clusterfuck of a season.

Exactly.