2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Chocolate Lab]

Yeah but we also know nothing will happen at RB unless one of them decides we need to do something at RB. Jerry isn't going to do anything on his own. Not unless it's trading for Trey Lance. Than he needs no prompting from them.

Or signing his buddy Zeke.

And I dunno, Mike could get fired before the year is over.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Or signing his buddy Zeke.

And I dunno, Mike could get fired before the year is over.

He won't, but if McCarthy wants any chance for a new contract he may need to speak up about RB.

 

[Bipo]

Maxi gonna go down as an all timer bad first rounder.

 

[NoDak]

Maxi gonna go down as an all timer bad first rounder.

Even if we only ever get avg to below avg utility out of him for a few years, he'd maybe crack the top ten of worst all time first rounders.

He's gotta ramp up his suck to match guys like Bobby Carpenter, Morris Claiborne, Rod Hill, Shante Carver, David LaFleur, Taco Charlton, Bill Thomas, Tody Smith, Kevin Brooks, and Scott Appleton.

 

[dpf1123]

 

[Bipo]

Old players.

 

[Foobio]

It’s gonna be great when The J brings in this guy to fix stuff.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

He was critical of a lot of stuff. He also was critical (as were the Mannings) of the way they used their timeouts at the end of the first half, which kind of put them in a bind as far as having to call pass plays, which made them easier to defend. I'll still never comprehend how you hire a spare like Raheem Morris over Belichick.

But, he was critical of the Eagles a lot, too. Kept talking about how badly they were playing the run and how badly they were tackling. I wanted Peyton ask him how you correct that when you can't even practice it with today's soft-ass rules for camp.

 

[Rev]

 

[Cujo]

You get what you pay for.

 

[Texas Ace]

I'll gladly take Belichick.

If nothing else, he'll do what Parcells did and change the culture.... at least temporarily.

We just have to hope that he makes good hires as the assistant level.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

All things considered, this might be a decent move. Not like there's a lot better options out there.

 

[Bipo]

I'll gladly take Belichick.

If nothing else, he'll do what Parcells did and change the culture.... at least temporarily.

We just have to hope that he makes good hires as the assistant level.

I think if he comes here it will be a giant shit stain on his legacy. I think the toxic culture of this team is incurable without a change in ownership.

 

[Cujo]

I think if he comes here it will be a giant shit stain on his legacy. I think the toxic culture of this team is incurable without a change in ownership.

Maybe not a giant one but it would end his coaching career in an anticlimactic way. I agree that it doesn't matter who we hire. This organization is not operationally competent enough to even luck into a championship.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I don't think Belichick is a real option anyway. He'd want too much control and Jerry isn't walking on eggshells again.

Jerry doesn't mind the speculation of course, because attention > everything else. But I don't think it's something he really wants. If nothing else, we know Jerry hates paying coaches and Beliichick made 15 mil or whatever at New England.

 

[Rev]

Back tightness for Mazi

 

[NoDak]

I'll gladly take Belichick.

If nothing else, he'll do what Parcells did and change the culture.... at least temporarily.

We just have to hope that he makes good hires as the assistant level.

@boozeman

 

[Texas Ace]

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@boozeman

Yeah.... That's exactly who I DON'T want him to bring with him.

 

[NoDak]

Oh, and since this place loves percentages, there is a 0.00% chance Belichick is coming here to coach.

 

[NoDak]

Yeah.... That's exactly who I DON'T want him to bring with him.

I only want him for his pencil.

If only to witness booze's meltdown.