2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Cotton]

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Without subtitles I understood none of that.

Both the reporter and the player.

 

[Tony D]

I had to post this. Some clown that's an Eagles beat writer kept posting all during training camp about Hurts' record for most pass attempts in practice without an INT. I mean over and over. I thought it was a joke. Tongue in cheek. It wasn't. Then he threw one yesterday and the dream of going all training camp without a pick came to an end. Dude was distraught. What a joke. His name is Eliot something. Look him up for a laugh.

And you just know he has 2 picks in him in the first game of the regular season.

 

[Rev]

I had to post this. Some clown that's an Eagles beat writer kept posting all during training camp about Hurts' record for most pass attempts in practice without an INT. I mean over and over. I thought it was a joke. Tongue in cheek. It wasn't. Then he threw one yesterday and the dream of going all training camp without a pick came to an end. Dude was distraught. What a joke. His name is Eliot something. Look him up for a laugh.

And you just know he has 2 picks in him in the first game of the regular season.

Yeah that was noticed. I guess he needs something to hang his hat on.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I had to post this. Some clown that's an Eagles beat writer kept posting all during training camp about Hurts' record for most pass attempts in practice without an INT. I mean over and over. I thought it was a joke. Tongue in cheek. It wasn't. Then he threw one yesterday and the dream of going all training camp without a pick came to an end. Dude was distraught. What a joke. His name is Eliot something. Look him up for a laugh.

And you just know he has 2 picks in him in the first game of the regular season.

Eliot Shore Parks. He's a clown and even Philly fans don't respect him.

 

[Smitty]

Yeah but it's not just him.

It's him, Carl Lawson, and Jordan Phillips all within the last week or whatever.

They say this isn't panic shopping nor does it have anything to do with any one player's performance, but it sure as hell looks that way.

makes you feel really good about Mazi though

 

[Texas Ace]

makes you feel really good about Mazi though

It does not.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Yeah but it's not just him.

It's him, Carl Lawson, and Jordan Phillips all within the last week or whatever.

They say this isn't panic shopping nor does it have anything to do with any one player's performance, but it sure as hell looks that way.

Lawson is because Sam Williams got hurt.

The DT thing would have always made sense. Even if Mazi looked like a badass he can't play 100% of the NT snaps. And his endurance looks worse than expected.

 

[Texas Ace]

Lawson is because Sam Williams got hurt.

The DT thing would have always made sense. Even if Mazi looked like a badass he can't play 100% of the NT snaps. And his endurance looks worse than expected.

That's the thing -- it always made sense but we've been ignoring it forever. But then we get the urge to sign 2 in a week?

 

[bbgun]

Lawson is because Sam Williams got hurt.

and Phillips and Joseph are well past their prime

 

[Cowboysrock55]

and Phillips and Joseph are well past their prime

Yeah but we have been in desperate need of competent bodies inside all off season. I just hope these dudes can be competent. They have been their whole career but Joseph especially is getting long in the tooth. I think Phillips will work. Joseph I'm unsure of but I think he can be Hankins like.

 

[Texas Ace]

and Phillips and Joseph are well past their prime

Still solid though, and still better than pretty much everything we've had here at position since Jay Ratliff.

Let that sink in.

 

[Smitty]

It does not.

I was being sarcastic

 

[Smitty]

Wish we had this guy instead of Trey Lance

 

[Smitty]

Dur me all you want, we would be way better off and you know it.

This guy can actually throw the football.

 

[boozeman]

Dur me all you want, we would be way better off and you know it.

This guy can actually throw the football.

I did not dur you. I dropped the Picard.

There is a difference.

 

[boozeman]

Richie Cunningham.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Sit on it, booze!

 

[roughneck266]

It does not.

Mazzi hasn't thrown a single pick...

 

[mcnuttz]

That's the thing -- it always made sense but we've been ignoring it forever. But then we get the urge to sign 2 in a week?

Zimmer got clout.

 

[boozeman]

Zimmer got clout.

He also was willing to sift through the aged less desirable talent with his pocket change allowance.