2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

Gilmore is visiting Minnesota tomorrow

Yeah that ship has sailed.

Besides…pie.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Gee

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[bbgun]

Jerry, he can't show up days before the Cleveland game and be in sync with Dak.

 

[boozeman]

Jerry, he can't show up days before the Cleveland game and be in sync with Dak.

He does not have to be. We can just bludgeon Cleveland to death with our frightening running attack.

 

[Simpleton]

Again, the absolute stupidest people imaginable when it comes to football.

 

[bbgun]

Again, the absolute stupidest people imaginable when it comes to football.

"There's no urgency because he wasn't gonna play in this game anyway."

 

[Chocolate Lab]

"There's no urgency because he wasn't gonna play in this game anyway."

I think he really believes that, though. It shows in how little value they place on camp and preseason games. To Jerry and Stephen, those are just chances for injury.

 

[Simpleton]

I think he really believes that, though. It shows in how little value they place on camp and preseason games. To Jerry and Stephen, those are just chances for injury.

As I said, the stupidest people.

Preseason is irrelevant for a guy like Lamb, but you can't have a guy away from the team for 4-6 months and then just throw him out there for 75 snaps a game week after week in the regular season.

 

[boozeman]

Hill should have a little more journalistic integrity.

There is not a goddamn way in hell Dallas is thinking about trading for him.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Hill should have a little more journalistic integrity.

I laffed.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Simpleton]

It's a lot of sitting on hands by the dumbos that own this team while they wish upon a star that Lamb and his agent get drunk one night and say fuck it, let's take 32/year.

These morons are really taking weeks (months?) to haggle over like $1.5M/year while their best offensive player misses literally the entire off-season.

I hope these idiots have the brainpower to link the inevitable soft tissue injury that happens sometime during the season to him missing the entire off-season for literally no reason.

 

[Genghis Khan]

This is written really weirdly. Is this Ochoa or Schefter saying this?

 

[Texas Ace]

This is written really weirdly. Is this Ochoa or Schefter saying this?

It's Schefter, but Ochoa should have put quotation marks around Schefter's comments for clarification.

Journalism 101.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

Panic trade incoming.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Panic trade incoming.

That would be stupid. Asim is basically the same with more upside.

 

[Texas Ace]

That would be stupid. Asim is basically the same with more upside.

Well, stupid and the Cowboys go hand in hand sooooooo.....