2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[son of deadrise]

"Breakout" season. The go-to term for click baiters.

 

[boozeman]

Jesus Christ.

 

[1bigfan13]

I already wasn't expecting much from Mazi this year. I'd sell early if I were the Cowboys.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I already wasn't expecting much from Mazi this year. I'd sell early if I were the Cowboys.

So much for the guy bulking up in the offseason.

 

[son of deadrise]

This is straight from Jerry's mouth and is exactly what some of us have been saying the last few weeks. They're basically sacrificing 2024 to try to set themselves up with a better cap situation from 2025 onward:

“What we doing here can hit the next five years because it can impact us that far,” Jones said. “So you’ve got some real, real decisions. We have huge amounts of money that hit our cap for dollars we’ve spent on players for either a period of time when they played or the player himself that won’t be here in the future. We won’t be getting an ounce out of them in 2024.”

Isn't that a form of tanking?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Isn't that a form of tanking?

I mean tanking would usually mean trading or cutting players. We just aren't re-signing or signing anyone.

 

[p1_]

I mean tanking would usually mean trading or cutting players. We just aren't resigning or signing anyone.

or re-signing anyone.

 

[boozeman]

This is code for we are bringing back Chuma.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

"Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy boy will add his weight back..."

WTF, Clarence?

 

[1bigfan13]

"Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy boy will add his weight back..."

WTF, Clarence?

 

[Cotton]

"Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy boy will add his weight back..."

WTF, Clarence?

He's a fucking idiot.

 

[Bill Shatner]

I was hoping the new kickoff was approved. So fucking boring watching 1000’s of touchbacks. Added plus to teams like cowboys with good return man

 

[p1_]

 

[boozeman]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I'm not even usually a DFDC type, but this spells out disaster in flashing neon lights.

 

[boozeman]