2023 Season | Wildcard Saturday | Gameday Chatter Thread | 1/13/2024

[Genghis Khan]

You wonder why McDonalds tastes good to Geng? This is alternative cuisine

I did not need to see that.

But yes, they are grade A retards.

 

[boozeman]

It doesn't matter. It's literally not possible to hate anything more than eagles fans hate the Cowboys.

I'm frankly offended at the suggestion.

I think your Nazi thing was a bit over the top, mein freund.

 

[Clff15701]

Tua and his weak arm is a problem.

 

[boozeman]

Hill just got tackled. Does Miami not have a TE?

Your avatar brings me more joy than @shoop 's does.

I think my life is over.

 

[data]

I think your Nazi thing was a bit over the top, mein freund.

#FireGinaCarano

 

[Clff15701]

Your avatar brings me more joy than @shoop 's does.

I think my life is over.

Hey thirty years is a long time.

 

[Clff15701]

Does the dolphins coach look yellow to anyone else?

 

[data]

Does the dolphins coach look yellow to anyone else?

Not me

 

[Clff15701]

Tua cant throw a 3 yard pass.

 

[data]

Mahomes helmet cracked open

 

[p1_]

Fat Andy’s mustache

I am the Walrus.

 

[boozeman]

Mahomes helmet cracked open

Yeah, that story will be quickly dispatched with the NFL's sensitivity to the concussion thing.

That helmet manufacturer might be ruined right now.

 

[data]

Moronic roughing QB by Wilkins. That really hurts comeback chances

 

[NoDak]

You are speaking from the perspective of a man who has been living amongst the retarded and insane for a very long time.

I do not think you can speak to the Houston fans at all.

I gotta side with Geng on this one. There is no possible way that a team with only some minor interstate jealousy could hate as much as a team that has shared a division and has had so many heartbreaking losses to. And had to watch as their bitter division rival kept piling up wins and superbowl trophies while you toiled for decades upon decades in mediocrity and retardation.

 

[boozeman]

This game was clearly something Miami was not prepared for.

Play this game in Miami or in a dome, things are different.

But that is what the playoffs are all about.

 

[data]

Game, blouses

 

[Simpleton]

McDaniel is a bit overrated, their offense seems like a lot of empty calories, rolling up points and yards against shit opponents but only kind of above average against top competition.

They aren't bad obviously, and of course you would expect to see more dominant performances against shit teams than good teams, but it doesn't translate the way you'd expect it to.

It's a little bit like our defense actually, although they stepped up big time in the playoffs last year and I haven't seen Miami's offense do something similar at any point.

 

[Clff15701]

Miami had no game plan to deal with the conditions. Tua couldnt complete a pass.

 

[boozeman]

I just checked my phone and I had a friend text me "Jason Garrett commentating? Good Lord...".

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I gotta side with Geng on this one. There is no possible way that a team with only some minor interstate jealousy could hate as much as a team that has shared a division and has had so many heartbreaking losses to. And had to watch as their bitter division rival kept piling up wins and superbowl trophies while you toiled for decades upon decades in mediocrity and retardation.