2023 Season | Week 16 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Dolphins | 12/24/2023

[Plan9Misfit]

He has come up mucho short so far in this game.

I don't see how you can say he hasn't.

He’s tanked multiple plays to either pick up a first down, or make a significant play. Instead, he dances around like a fucking drooling retard and shits himself for 2 yards.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

He literally is begging to be a focal part of this offense and Prescott doesn't see him enough.

He just panics, or his mind races, or whatever. But he can't think when he gets like this.

Same as always. That "slowing down" that Romo talked about after several years isn't happening.

 

[Sheik]

You were going to need two TDs. The Dolphins get to the 35 yard line on 2-3 plays.

 

[data]

Win or not, I still don't see a team that can compete with the 49ers.

 

[boozeman]

Charlie Brown HERE wwweee GOOOOOooo?

No?

Okay.

 

[Cotton]

No, but Ferg was. They were both moving at the same time. Then Cee Dee got set, but Ferg kept coming across the formation. That is what was called.

But that is legal as long as CeeDee gets set. And he was.

 

[boozeman]

He just panics, or his mind races, or whatever. But he can't think when he gets like this.

Same as always. That "slowing down" that Romo talked about after several years isn't happening.

It never slowed down for fucking Romo either.

Let's not pretend he was like a Jedi Master.

 

[L.T. Fan]

Dak has possibly 2 possessions to disprove my position about not having the necessary stuff to be a top flight QB or just folds under tough competition.

 

[data]

But that is legal as long as CeeDee gets set. And he was.

No. Turd needs to as well.

That's the nuance of the rule when multiple ppl in motion at same time. The rule is different from when it starts and continues through with only one man in motion.

 

[Couchcoach]

I don't think either QB has been particularly impressive tonight. Tua has missed some wide open receivers

 

[boozeman]

I am going to bring up this gayness again so we all know why we are where we are.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Boozestrong!!

 

[Sheik]

Tua has such a weak arm that he has to throw to spots way ahead of schedule.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Finally

 

[NoDak]

But that is legal as long as CeeDee gets set. And he was.

Jesus Christ, dude. I'm sorry, but you are wrong. They were both in motion at the same time. Which is legal. But if there are TWO PLAYERS in motion at once, they are both required to be set at the snap. They were not. Cee Dee was, but Turd was still moving. Hence, the penalty.

I do not know why this is so hard for you to grasp. It's Christmas, man. I am trying so fucking hard not to lose my shit here. Please don't make me.

 

[Texas Ace]

D-Law has had one hell of a game.

 

[Texas Ace]

Jesus Christ, dude. I'm sorry, but you are wrong. They were both in motion at the same time. Which is legal. But if there are TWO PLAYERS in motion at once, they are both required to be set at the snap. They were not. Cee Dee was, but Turd was still moving. Hence, the penalty.

I do not know why this is so hard for you to grasp. It's Christmas, man. I am trying so fucking hard not to lose my shit here. Please don't make me.

Yeah, it's very simple and you can see that unfolding exactly as you described it.

It is very ticky tack call but it is a penalty by rule.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Parsons just needs to make small tears in his jersey so it shreds when he’s held. Maybe that will get the refs’ attention enough to call a fucking holding call against him.

 

[boozeman]

D-Law has had one hell of a game.

DE is a big time need for April.

He is peaking. I give him two more years.

 

[Texas Ace]

Dak is playing so bad.

He had plenty of time and room to step up in the pocket and he just sat in the same spot and let the pressure get to him.