'Duck Dynasty': Phil Robertson anti-gay sermon surfaces

[Bob Roberts]

This would be relevant if he claimed to be sinless himself. I think he's gone into depth about his sinful past before.

Some people just recognize their sins as sins. Others form groups with a big acronym to lobby congress and manipulate the media into having their sins accepted on threat of banishment from public life.

Have you ever masturbated to lesbian porn?

If so, how do you rationalize that versus what the good book tells you?

 

[E_D_Guapo]

Some people just recognize their sins as sins. Others form groups with a big acronym to lobby congress and manipulate the media into having their sins accepted on threat of banishment from public life.

That or they just call bullshit that they're "sinners" to begin with.

 

[L.T. Fan]

I was referring to the moron referenced above that equated some redneck from podunk Louisiana to Rosa Parks.

Alrighty then.

 

[NoDak]

He's fighting for the oppressed Christians, booze.

You scoff, but I'd say a white, Christian male is quite the target any more.

 

[Kbrown]

Have you ever masturbated to lesbian porn?

If so, how do you rationalize that versus what the good book tells you?

First, that would become your business if I started a public group to try to force you to accept such behavior and justify what I like to do. Until then, my individual sins are the business of me, my confessor and God.

Second, I am guilty of plenty of sin, in the past and ongoing, lesser and greater than what you're talking about. I don't rationalize it. I acknowedge my transgression and do what I can to do better.

 

[Kbrown]

Have you ever masturbated to lesbian porn?

If so, how do you rationalize that versus what the good book tells you?

First, that would become your business if I started a public group to try to force you to accept such behavior and justify what I like to do. Until then, my individual sins are the business of me, my confessor and God.

Second, I am guilty of plenty of sin, in the past and ongoing, lesser and greater than what you're talking about. I don't rationalize it. I acknowedge my transgression and do what I can to do better.

 

[Cotton]

You scoff, but I'd say a white, Christian male is quite the target any more.

On the level of the the blacks is the 60s though? C'mon.

 

[NoDak]

On the level of the the blacks is the 60s though? C'mon.

I didn't say that. And I'm not agreeing with Robertson being compared to Parks, either. I just commented on your comment of the oppressed Christian. Do you disagree with the statement that the white male Christian is a popular target?

 

[Cotton]

I didn't say that. And I'm not agreeing with Robertson being compared to Parks, either. I just commented on your comment of the oppressed Christian. Do you disagree with the statement that the white male Christian is a popular target?

I think the white male period is targeted in today's society. I don't necessarily think him being christian heightens that targeting.

Oh, and my statements had nothing to do with Christians in general, just the attempted comparison to someone who stood tall in the presence of real oppression.

 

[NoDak]

I don't necessarily think him being christian heightens that targeting.

ok.

 

[VA Cowboy]

The left is always really tolerant, as long as you agree with them.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I was feeling sorry for him for just being a misunderstood hillbilly under Sarah Palin started spouting off in defense of him.

But in the same vein, I am really getting less and less tolerant of the fake ass aghast shit you see when someone makes anti-gay, racist, etc. comments.

Been going on forever, but all of the sudden now it is like "OMG, he said THAT?"

Uhhh...goes with the territory. People say this in sermons in churches all over the country every Sunday.

Seriously.

You mean rednecks act like...rednecks? Shocking.

 

[Genghis Khan]

That's called a channel changer, Bob.

True, and I've never even watched one half of one second of that stupid show. ZZ Top looking redneck millionaires with a duck calling business? No thanks.

But I agree with Bob that I'd rather it wasn't a thing, in much the same way I wish Jersey Shore and whatever other stupid shit wasn't a thing. You hear people talking about it, you shelves of merchandise at a department store, you see them on magazine covers, you see commercials like for Duck Dynasty chia pets when you are innocently trying to watch some totally unrelated show...I do have a universal remote but it's not THAT universal.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Why, because he refused to endorse gay marriage and every other sinful behavior that goes against biblical teachings? It cracks me up to see all the people who believe you have to claim to love whatever they do or else you're an intolerant bigot. Give me a break and grow up. You're going to do things others don't approve of and so am I. We all do, but to expect and demand that others tell you it's ok is childish and ridiculous.

Oh, Hank. That was awesome. Well done.

All these overly tolerant jackasses think they are so enlightened and progressive and intelligent yet this simple concept flies right over their heads.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Yep. He's like fucking Rosa Parks.

What a fucking stupid thing to say.

Regardless of party lines and how you feel about the GOP, this is about as retarded as it gets.

Totally agree. It's a shame that people are so quick to jump on the fact that he's republican because he certainly doesn't speak for all Republicans, or even probably a majority of Republicans.

 

[Genghis Khan]

The left is always really tolerant, as long as you agree with them.

Correct.

 

[boozeman]

hey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I’ll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only ‘Dynasty’ you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it’s sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you’re the only surviving
brain donor I’ve ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.

on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I’m pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.

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Yes, Charlie Sheen just blessed him out.

 

[Bob Roberts]

"So, Jerry Jones, what do you think of gay people?"

 

[Genghis Khan]

"So, Jerry Jones, what do you think of gay people?"

 

[Rev]

True, and I've never even watched one half of one second of that stupid show. ZZ Top looking redneck millionaires with a duck calling business? No thanks.

But I agree with Bob that I'd rather it wasn't a thing, in much the same way I wish Jersey Shore and whatever other stupid shit wasn't a thing. You hear people talking about it, you shelves of merchandise at a department store, you see them on magazine covers, you see commercials like for Duck Dynasty chia pets when you are innocently trying to watch some totally unrelated show...I do have a universal remote but it's not THAT universal.

Well, next up for you is DVR. I dont watch commercials anymore. Do you and Bob live in the stone ages?