Dude, I have an entire shed (separate from the barn) full of almost all Christmas decorations and craft shit. And that doesn't even count an entire room in the house dedicated to craft shit.
Best money I ever spent was hiring a moving company when we moved into this house. We still had to do all the packing (I wasn't going to pay them to do that) but they moved all the big shit. It was awesome.
I have gotten my daughter to start saying, "Women, amirite?" when my wife does something. My wife just laughs and laughs and laughs (she doesn't laugh)