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word - Originated summer 2007 - Not sure why it's amusing, but typing a word between asterisks makes it TEH KOOL for some reason.
~VA~ - Originated summer 2008 - What's the difference between Austin Powers losing his mojo and 'VA' losing his funny? Austin Powers regained his mojo. On a graduating scale, a poor joke goes from 'Fail', to 'Epic Fail' and culminating in ~VA~.
Abracadabra, dipshit - Climax of the "Great EXPLODING BOARD!!! HOAX of 2010"
Almost Sack - 2005 - Cowboys defenders are infamous for missing sacks in the most miserable of ways. Free rushers miss the QBs stepping up, 275 lb. beastly LBers getting shrugged off by smaller QBs, three defenders swarming in and somehow the QB squirts out, etc...So close, yet so far. More infuriating is the 1st down pass completion that follows.
Anal Bleaching - Originated when DCC was cool and had chat - In chat one late night, 2233, Thorn, booze, EZ and a few others discussed cosmetic anal care. Basically the benefits of anal bleaching that lightens the color of the anus area. Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
Auburn, Georgia - The location of an accomplished SEC football school, according to DCC poster Clay Allison. If you still don't get it, go find out where Auburn University is. Then come back to laugh at Clay.
Ayuh - Originated 2004 - Agreed or Yes
Banjo and The Growler - Originated 2008 - Aka BATG. A critically-acclaimed, straight to video cult classic, although a charts topper in Turkey. Story of two policemen who play for keeps, eerily based upon the true life stories of two DCC posters. Several DCC posters also play significant roles in the movie. Excerpts of movie transcripts are scattered throughout the DCC like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. It's your lucky day.
BATG - Originated 2008 - Acronym. Please see 'Banjo and the Growler'
Blocker Magnet - Nickname for ex-defensive lineman Brandon Noble. A sarcastic nickname for Brandon Noble's perceived ability. Supposedly, Brandon Noble eats up blockers, allowing teammates to make plays.
Blow Me, NY-style - Originated 2005 - Infamous phrase from a last 'blaze of glory' post from an upset ex-poster directed at the mods. It is unknown if this ex-poster is from New York or is just familiar with the regional style.
BPA - Best player available. Some posters argue that teams should draft BPA, regardless of need. Others argue that positions of weakness/need should be considered as well.
Bradie Bottle Lock - Who the hell knows? Nors said it once... we think it means something like "stone cold lock." Or something.
Brett Favre - Originated 2004 - Warrior. He's like a kid out there. That interception is the WR's fault. Booze's arch-nemesis. Although Favre is a great QB and sure first-ballot HOFer, many posters despise the media's constant boot-licking as if Favre is God's gift to humanity.
Bud Selig - Originated pre-DCC - From the ESPN boards, a Steelers fan upset over a referee call tried to rally others to bombard Bud Selig with complaints. The tour de force for this arrogant poster. Hilarity ensues from then on. For those that don't recognize the name, Bud Selig has no time reviewing referee complaints since he's busy being MLB Commissioner.
CASE CLOSED! - February 2008 - The appropriate "zinger" to drop on someone when your amazing logic is impervious to challenges... or reason. This phrase comes courtesy from a poster who childlishly repeatedly used it to end his posts...Going hand-in-hand were lack of/overusage of punctuation, paragraphs and CAPS. This phrase is now used in jest as if you've got the infallible humdinger of an argument-ending post. Sadly, that poster is now banned. He did provide amazing comic relief after the Cowboys were eliminated from the 2007 playoffs.
Circle of Trust - Commonly referred to as "The Circle," it's a secret society of the elite, the most intelligent Cowboys fans. A creation of Sbk92, who controls membership and induction. Activities unknown, benefits unknown, tax breaks unknown, groupies unknown and membership is unknown, but supposedly many want in...May end up being like a nightclub where people line up around the block only to find out it's empty once they are in.
Classically Decent - Originated 2004 - Used to mean better than decent. In fact, classically so.
CNNSI - Originated NFL Draft Day 2005 - The only credible source, according to Extremeskins. Please see "Reputable Source."
Crazy VC - Originated 2004 - Dat Nguyen, in reference to his Vietnamese heritage.
Cryptic, yet interesting - Originated 2004 - Used for strange (or uninteresting) coincidences that still, on some level, picque your curiosity.
Dead To Me - Originated 2006 (2005 Super Bowl) - Dropped on a poster because he insisted on pulling for the Steelers, an unpardonable sin.
Diamond (surrounded by trash) - Originated 2004 - In an interview in Sports Illustrated, how Emmitt Smith described himself while playing for the Dallas Cowboys in the early 2000s. This quote turned off many DCCers, causing them to write off Emmitt Smith as one of their favorite Cowboys. Emmitt's legacy as a 'true Dallas Cowboy' is a subject of debate here at the DCC.
Documenting Draft Picks in Red - A. Originated Draft 2007 - During the Draft chatter thread, a DCC poster lobbied for actual draft picks to be typed in the color red for 'documentation purposes' to allow other societies, civilizations and planets to learn what occurred on draft day. Documenting in red never happened as it was ridiculed as soon as it was mentioned. It wouldn't have mattered anyway as the archives were erased during the 2007 site hack. B. - Originated Draft 2005 - Another Cowboys website had a member that was in Valley Ranch during the draft. That member was granted the color red for all of his posts in the chat room. Others posters who used the color red were lambasted and even kicked off as if he committed sacrilege. Since that day, the DCC has mocked posts made in the color red.
Dookie Stick - Originated 2004 - Reference to Troy Hambrick. Specifically, how he dropped the "Dookie Stick" on the Redskins in Fedex that season. Actual meaning not certain.
Dumb Frick Premise - Term boozeman used to explain why he didn't like a movie. Movie in question was 'Taking Lives' starring Angelina Jolie and Ethan Hawke. boozeman explained that he didn't like the movie because it had a 'dumb frick premise.' boozeman claimed that there was no way an FBI agent would use him or herself as bait to catch a criminal. When it was explained to him that it was fiction and afterall, just a movie, he persisted that it wasn't realistic. Which is upsetting because now boozeman can't enjoy just about any movie, ever. His rules, not mine.
EXPLODING KNEES!!!1!!!1!1! - Originated 2005 - Reference to Marco Rivera, who was injured before ever playing a down for the team, despite signing a lucrative FA contract. How this term went from his back (the body part injured) to his knees is uncertain. However, this term has now outgrown its origins and is now used to mockingly exaggerate injured body parts for a cheap laugh.
Extreme11 - Originated 2005 -The 1,000th poster in DCC history. Has never posted once, but his influence is unparalleled. Lives in DCC infamy. With the site hack, there will be a new 1,000th poster.
Fat Guy Fist Pump (FGFP) - Originated preseason 2007 - Some people look cool doing fist pumps, some people don't. Watching Tiger Woods do a fist pump exudes excitement and celebration. Watching our rotund, country hick of a coach do his version of a fist pump is laughable, almost endearing in a pathetic way. Ray Lewis, Wade Phillips is not...athletic, Wade Phillips is not. Despite our teasing, we'll take a Fat Guy Fist Pump anytime, because that means the Cowboys are doing alright.
Feh - Originated 2004 - Disagreed or No
FJ or Football Jesus - Originated 2004 - Bill Parcells
Flat Out - DCC vernacular to express how adamant one believes in his/her opinion.
Glass of Water - See 'Pitcher of Water'
Glorious
God-like - Summer 2007 - You'd think this is self-explanatory. It isn't. A poster made a claim that some player's ability was 'god-like' when it wasn't. Now used in jest, such as "Roy Williams coverage skills are god-like..."
G.R.O.Z. - Originated pre-DCC - Acronym for 'Get Rid of Zimmer.' An internet battlecry for those dissatisfied with ex-defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer's ability. Zimmer was accused of a passive defense that didn't pressure the QB. See 'Occupy and Engage.'
G.S.M. - Originated August 2007 - Game. Set. Match.
Gutless - Originated 2005 - One-word definition of the Cowboys' on-field attitude and performance during a crucial drive or big game. Developed in the 2000s, almost always in reference to the defense. Cowboys fans almost expect to see our defense give up a touchdown/big play/big drive when we need it most for a comeback/clinch the game.
Heh, heh - After 2007 playoff exit - SOB always seems to have a golden donut in his pocket and a smile on his face. If we lose a game, at least we won the 2nd quarter. If we fail to win a playoff game, at least we went 13-3. "Heh, heh" just sums up our frustration for how SOB shrugs off disappointment.
High Pitch - Nickname for Joe Gibbs.
Homo for Romo - 2006 Season - After Romo's blazing start, the unofficial DCC phrase of choice to praise Tony Romo's play. Other catchphrases are 'Romomania' and 'Romo-mentum'. While these other catchphrases were created by the media, 'Homo for Romo' is a DCC original.
Horrid - Bipolar's immediate response whenever something unsatisfactory happens to the Dallas Cowboys.
Hyperbole - Posters sometimes go overboard during the heat of an argument. A claim is made. A claim is overstated. A claim is then greatly exaggerated and that poster suffers great humiliation when that claim becomes refuted. 'Hyperbole' has been used to salvage some credibility. For example, "I think Troy Hambrick could become a Hall of Famer." Later on, you can claim hyperbole.
"If he's so good, why is he available?" - When Cowboys writer Mickey Spagnola questions the fans' desire to acquire a free agent, he will often use this line. Obviously, this phrase insinuates that no team should pursue any free agents because they're all unwanted for a reason. This phrase is sarcastically used by DCC posters to mock Spagnola.
If you're not from Dallas, you're not a real Cowboys fan - Statement made by a poster. Not received very well.
Imminent - Used to describe a personnel move which is either strongly desired, or, with sarcasm, strongly undesired. Often applied ironically to unlikely personnel moves as well, or in some combination of both usages.
Jerruh - Originated 2004 - Jerry Jones
Jimmuh - Originated 2004 - Jimmy Johnson
Joe Fan - An all-too-perfect term for the "average" or under-informed Dallas Cowboys fans out there, of which there are many.
Lipsmack - Originated Draft 2005 - During his post-draft press conference, Jerry Jones smacked his lips practically between every phrase. It was magnificently irritating. Since then, many attempts at typing out a Jerry Jones speech will include lipsmack or ~lipsmack~.
Lapped - Originated off-season 2005 or 2004 - During free agency, the Washington Redskins signed a couple of big-name, but overrated, free agents and the Cowboys still hadn't signed anyone of significance. Some posters were crying that the Cowboys were getting lapped while other posters mocked these 'chicken little' posters. Debate and hilarity ensued, feelings were hurt, and to this day, even the Department of War doesn't have a final tally for casualties and bannings. As the seasons have played out, those Redskins free agents have proved to disappoint because of their lackluster on-field contributions.
Little Ball of Hate (LBOH) - Originated 2006 Season - Cowboys writer Jennifer Floyd Engel
Lollipop - Originated 2006 - The word to describe how Romo's throws come out. Intended to criticize Romo for his lack of velocity and lobbed trajectory of soft passes. A despised word by many DCC posters, but has stuck as the word of choice.
Lookit - Copying BP speak.
Ludicre - Originated 2006 Season - An ex-poster's bastardization of the word 'ludicrous'.
Magnificent Bastid
Manchelle - Michelle Rodriguez, Bob Roberts' soulmate, reference to her masculine appearance
Mexican Hissing Crab - Skid likes to wake his young sons up on Saturday morning by taking his pants off and getting on all fours with ass facing face. Once they rabbit'd, he'd chase them around the house running backwards on all fours.
Mexican Leg Lift - Originated November 23, 2008 GameDay Chatter Thread - 'Leg lifts' are used by QBs to call for a silent snap, fake a silent snap or send someone in motion...A poster's comment insinuated that Tony Romo uses the leg lift to try to get the defense to jump offsides. Whether the poster was just unclear in his post, had a brainfart or really didn't know, it lead to a good ole classic, post-n-retreat, gang up-n-pound, fart-n-shroud, dazzle-n-confuse chat room debate. Good times.
Mitten - Typo? Misspelling? Pseudonym? Nors' attempt to write the name "Witten."
Moxie - Originated Draft 2004 - An overused adjective used by draftniks to describe unathletic, white players who make plays...see David Pollack, Bobby Carpenter, etc.
Mr. Furley Sniff - Originated 2006 - similar to the 'Ric Flair strut', representing a brash and boastful "I told you so." Reference to the TV show "Three's Company" character, Mr. Furley (played by Don Knotts), who used to do this sniff.
Nephews - the most important people in our lives, ones that we must protect from any and all debauchery and lascivious behavior.
Nipples - The gawd-awful worst thing known to mankind for one poster. Boberts.Abhors.Nipples.
nose crinkle - Trademark facial mannerism of Suzy Kolber when she speaks. Supposedly, it brings Boozeman out of his wheelchair and to his knees. The nose crinkle usually accompanies Suzy saying the word 'nasty.'
Occupy and Engage - A defensive philosophy of ex-defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer. Instead of rushing the passer or getting penetration, Zimmer coached defensive linemen to seek out, occupy and engage blockers to prevent the blockers from blocking others. This philosophy was much maligned by DCCers who called for a more aggressive scheme.
Ode - 2008 Season - A poster, thoroughly disgusted and annoyed with another, just flat out attempted to call out and expose him with a dedicated thread...or, an ode. Such brute action should be feared, but since it wasn't me, it was enjoyed.
Off The Reservation - Romo's playing crazy.
okay? - Copying BP speak.
Pawnd, Pawned - The internet slang word 'Pwned', with a slightly retarded spelling, courtesy of one of DCC's finest posters.
Pimp Strut - When Romo makes a 'man among boys' play. Running for a first down after the center snap goes over his head 30 yards comes to mind.
Pitcher of Water - 2008 Season - During a discussion of sports bar spirits of choice, a poster admitted that he saves money by ordering a pitcher of water. Chicks dig the move, just not the ones that want to have or can have sex.
Poodle - Originated 2004 - Dave Campo, reference to his hairstyle.
Play for Keeps
Post More, Seriously - Originated 2004 - The highest compliment to pay someone, an invitation to be more active at the DCC, generally a connotation of agreement with the post's subject matter.
Praps - Originated 2005 - Props, giving a fellow DCCer credit for an action, a take, a post, etc, with a slight spelling variation, which seems to par for the course at the CDD...j/k...DCC.
Ran Through the Hold - 2006 Season - A flag for an offensive lineman holding Greg Ellis was thrown but was then picked up by the referee. In the referee's explanation for picking up the flag, he said that Ellis "ran through the hold," so no penalty. It goes without saying, many a Cowboys fan were not happy.
Rat Salad - aka Todd Haley, who complained of finding a rat in a McDonald's salad.
Relic - Posters generally of an older or geriatric age, often with an over-fondness and overestimation of bygone (and inferior) NFL eras.
Reputable Source/CNNSI.com - Allegedly, the only internet source that counts when it comes to analyzing Redskins prospects. Per Art, of Extremeskins, on Draft Day 2005. ES posters criticized the Redskins for drafting a FB, maybe Manuel White of UCLA. These posters cited many draft mediums that stated that Manuel White was not rated highly. Art threatened to ban posters who didn't use reputable sources like CNNSI.com, who happened to be one of the few, if not only, site to rate Manuel White highly. Of course, when CNNSI.com has posted criticism of anything Redskins, Art dismisses CNNSI.com as a reputable source.
Ric Flair Strut - Originated 2006 - similar to the Mr. Furley sniff, representing a brash and boastful "I told you so." Reference to Pro Wrestler Ric Flair, who would strut after outwitting an opponent.
ROOOOYYY!!!1!!1! - Originated 2004 - DCC fan reaction to any big hit, but especially a big hit from Roy Williams. At first, this phrase was done in excitement, thinking Roy was the next Ronnie Lott. Now, it's done sometimes in jest, to mock the Roy Williams' fans. The big hits were the main reason why Roy Williams' homers said Roy is the greatest, but he doesn't even hit people anymore.
Secretly Root For
SHOVEL!!!11!1!! - Originated 2005 Season - Reference to ex-Cowboys LB Dat Nguyen, who sniffed out a shovel pass before the snap against the Philadelphia Eagles. Pointed out on national TV by John Madden that in replay, you could hear Dat screaming 'shovel, shovel'.
Site Maintenance - Week 3, 2007 Season - Whenever the Redskins lose in dramatic fashion, their website Extremeskins always goes down, likely to dam the flood of knee-jerk criticisms from Redskins fans. However, the webpage claims that Extremeskins is down for regular site maintenance. In Week 3, such an occasion occurred when the Redskins gave up a 10+ lead late to the NY Giants and lost. At the DCC, we mockingly blurt out 'site maintenance' when a chaotic moment happens.
S.O.B. (Son of Bum) - Originated Summer 2007 - Wade Phillips' father is Bum Phillips. DCC posters use "SOB" as a term of derision since Wade was not a popular choice for head coach.
STAY DOWN, BIZNATCH! - Originated 2004 - 2233Boy's primal scream in reference to a player who was just layed out by a devastating Roy Williams hit. Unfortunately, this highlight play often was used by Joe Fan to overshadow other shortcomings of Williams'.
stomp, stomp - Originated 2006 - A common retort to thread starters that pose odd questions, statements, fantastical hypotheticals in a fashion that makes the poster seem juvenile. Not sure why 'stomp, stomp' became the phrase, but it was first given to Bleedblue. His posts would be Cowboys-related subjects, but be as puzzling as Dr. Evil's father making claims that he invented the question mark. Commonly, this phrase is seen as ~stomp, stomp~. If some replies to you with this, it means the poster thinks your post is odd, irrelevant, idiotic and from out of nowhere.
Suggsy Wuggsy - Baltimore Ravens' Pro-Bowl OLB, Terrell Suggs.
Suxy - Nickname for Boozeman's love fantasy - Suzy Kolber.
Tad Amount - Originated 2008 - 2233Boys - Hilarious bastardization of the word "tantamount," made during a racist rant.
Talkin Mad Shit at Work (TMAS) - Opening Day (2011 Season?) - Gameday chatter thread and everyone's flaunting their vaginas with loss predictions. In walks The Growler (aka Carp) and proceeds to state with Danny McBride confidence that we'll win, fuck the Prom Queen and summarily talk mad shit at work the next day without breaking a sweat. The Cowboys proceed to lose in epic fashion.
Taylor Hicks - Originated 2006 - American Idol winner. Many a DCCer have lost their DCC lives criticizing Hicks, since resuscitated, but still...
The Tree - Originated 2007 - The coaching/personnel tree of Bill Parcells/Bill Belichick/New England Patriots. Ostensibly, it produces greater quality personnel than other coaching legacies do and thus it's apprentices should be highly sought after.
Teh Ghey - Internet lexicon for "gay"... kinda like using the word lexicon.
Timestamp - Draft Day 2005 - Introduced by Extremeskins Mod Art during the same post as "Reputable Source/CNNSI.com," Art threatened a banning to posters if any knee-jerk posts were posted after his post. Of course, Art announced that the timestamp will be his method of determining the chronology of posts. Since then, DCC posters have mockingly thrown out "timestamp" to show up other posters if they beat another poster to the punch on i.e. duplicate postings.
T.O. Ruins Marriages - Originated 2006 - Phraseology a parody of the overreaction of many Joe Fan-ish Cowboys fans upon the signing of Terrell Owens.
Typing in the Color Red - Originated NFL Draft 2005 - 1. Reserved for posters inside the Draft War Room. - Originated NFL Draft 2007 - 2. To document draft picks for the aliens.
Water - See 'Pitcher of Water'
What Are You Guys Cooking/Eating? - Used sarcastically, to poke fun at others who get a little too personal with their fellow posters on game day.
What Do Voluntary Mean? - Quote from Troy Hambrick.
Wok - The Holy Grail of Christmas presents. All Smitty wanted for Christmas was a wok...whether he makes bomb-ass Chinese food has yet to be determined.
Woo Woo - See 'Suggsy Wuggsy'
X-Rays, and has Jerry seen Them? - orig. 2001 - When analyzing prospect Kendrell Bell in the 2001 draft, the Cowboys decided to pass on selecting him due to medical concerns, instead opting for players such as Quincy Carter and Tony Dixon, two complete busts, as opposed to Bell, who starred in Pittsburgh. Jerry Jones claimed to have made this decision after personally looking at Bell's X-rays. One classic photoshop later, Jerry's presumption that he could offer any insight into the situation like a doctor could has become a DCC classic.
You Will Do This Now/Next - Art, of Extremeskins, during a meltdown on Draft Day 2005, when he tired of people slandering the Redskins "stellar," draft, and so he demanded that they get expert opinions from CNNSI.com. See "Timestamp," and "Reputable Source."
"Line in the Sand" Topics
- The Hutchinson Penis Photo, Genesis - The controversy that lead to the formation of the DCC. An odd perspective of a photograph made it appear that Hutchinson was fapping on the sidelines. Photo was posted and all hell breaks loose. Factions are created, people were banned and a new haven emerged.
- Quincy vs Hutchinson, Originated 2004 - Who should start?
- Drew Henson, Originated 2004 - Is he good enough? When will he play?
- Romo vs Bledsoe, Originated 2006 - Who should start?
- Terrell Owens, Originated 2006 - Is he a good signing? Will I stop watching the Dallas Cowboys because Tom Landry is supposedly turning in his grave because of the WR that stood on The Star? Does he ruin marriages?
- Jerry Jones, Originated Offseason 2007 - Is Jerruh the worst GM in the NFL? Is he the obstacle preventing the Cowboys from winning another Super Bowl
- How important are cornerbacks, Originated 2006 - Some argue that cornerbacks create QB pressure and you need top-flight cornerbacks. Others argue that they are inconsequential; Pass rush is paramount.
- Roy Williams, Originated 2005 - Is he overrated? Does he suck in coverage or is he limited because of lack of a quality FS teammate?
- Taylor Hicks, Originated 2006 - Is he the greatest performer ever?
- Julius Jones, Originated 2006 - Is he held back by Bill Parcells? Did Parcells limit JJ by requiring him to "run like a robot?"
- Julius Jones vs Marion Barber III, Originated 2006 - Who should start?
- Is Schmitty really an Eagles fan, Originated 2005 - After admitting to chanting "E-A-G-L-E-S" in a bar with other Eagles fans, where Schmitty's football loyalties lie is questionable.
- Troy Hambrick vs Emmitt Smith, Originated 2004 - Who should start?
- DeMarcus Ware vs. Shawne Merriman, Originated 2005 - Who's better?
- Bill Parcells' Legacy, Originated 2007 - Multi-faceted issue...How much credit does Bill Parcells deserve for the Cowboys 13-3 2007 season? Is he the legend that built this team by bringing in Demarcus Ware and Marion Barber, or the guy that didn't want Terrell Owens and drafted Bobby Carpenter. Would the 2007 Cowboys have gone 13-3 with BP at the helm? Was BP the correct guy to rebuild the team but the wrong gameday coach? Many, many, many others.
The Jumbotron, Originated 2009 - Centering around the 60-yard wide monitor in Jerryworld, aka the new Cowboys Stadium, all hell broke loose when a Tennessee Titans' punter hit the scoreboard during a preseason game. In an era where all DCC threads eventually became a 'Jerry-bash' thread, the scoreboard flamed the fire...only with a gallon of kerosene. "The punter hit the scoreboard on purpose and it won't happen in a real game" and "do-overs could affect the game outcome" to "the league should pay to raise it because they approved the low height" and "Jerruh's an idiot for putting it low in the first place", the endless jabber about this is God's punishment for blocking his view.
The X-Files: Enigmas Yet Explained, But The Truth Is Out There
- In an attempt to explain that Bill Cowher was speaking with a person named 'Elfin'...no, that doesn't make sense. To demonstrate that Cowher's ears are pointy...no, that doesn't make sense either. I guess fat does more than clog up arteries...It all starts with Post #3 in the following thread. Come up with your own explanation.
Honorable Mention:
100 Tackles
Big.Ben.Parliament
Billboard - They say Helen of Troy launched a thousand ships. In the DCC, the billboard was supposed to spark a fan's rebellion to get Jerruh to hire a real GM. Did everyone get their money back?
BISP - Boner in sweat pants. Football and interwebz chattering can be an erogenous combination. Let’s be honest, you’re not wearing a tuxedo right now. Hence, BISP.
Blacky McCatchy Pants - Donovan McNabb's nickname for Reggie Brown
"Can vs Will"
CSB - Cool story, bro
CFR (Cowboys Fan Rebellion)
Curb stomp
DFDC - Dickface Dreamcrusher. April 2013. During pre-draft chatter about the Cowboys possibly drafting a blocking TE, Carp posts excitement about James Hanna developing. Boozeman crushes Carp's dream by stating how will that be possible when we draft a blocking TE that will be inevitably be higher on the depth chart and steal all the playing time. Carp then calls Booze this name with a request to capitalize the second 'D'.
Eyebrow
FACE
FB = Attempting to score 3 points
Flatty - A DCC award. A combination of 'flat out' and Emmy, Espy, Grammy, Tony.
Frickin' Evans - It was booze's general answer to many religious posts. Total disgust with the weird, established Jerry Falwells of the world.
Infraction - Usually from violating FB privacy
Interesting... - 2009 Melsy - EZ drafted Curtis Lofton or somebody, LB. Schmitty said "interesting" and someone thought Schmitty was saying the pick sucked. I wasn't though.
"I shouldn't have to keep telling you this"
It has to start somewhere
Jap Play
Milk - Another classic Schmatty. Did Schmitty drink milk after a spicy hot wing challenge because he needed to, or because he had already proven he could eat the wings and just wanted to cool it down?
mIRC & Yahoo CFL - May 2010 - Sites for the first meeting that lead to the formation of DCC III. ANY HORNY GUYS IN HERE, SEND ME PM!!!
Newman Knee Knock - The sequel to "Bradie Bottle Lock"
Piggybacked - Reason why Booze can't post from work.
Rat Salad - Todd Haley
Recipe - Yucatan Potato Salad
Reciept - Another way of spelling 'recipe'...if you're a moron.
Romo-Friendly - Jerruh's self-stated strategy for offseason 2009. Getting rid of T.O., namely.
Secretariat
Teh Shanle
TEH TREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Schmatty - When a thread gets 'schmattied'
This Isn't the DCC on Purpose - It's free, you'll never be asked for donations or click on advertisements
Tipping - something white people do.
TRRW/TFRW - They both suck.
Unfair - The definition of unfair is about 650 posts from Schmitty
Woke Up Screaming
PM's - The absolute lifeblood of message board refugees, used to communicate behind the backs of the hosting board's moderators to infiltrate and spirit away not only other refugees, but longstanding members of a non-donation soliciting board.
4-Day Buffet - A Mafioso-like tactic where a recognized expert is hidden away, thus preventing him from fixing what ails a non-donation soliciting website. Since there are no donations for him/her to be paid with, he is sent on an all-expenses paid trip to the nearest #1 Golden Dragon Family Manchu-Wok Chinese Red City Dynasty Happy Buddah "ressarunt" where he is allowed to gorge himself for days on end, or until PM's are no longer missed, whichever comes first.
~VA~ - Originated summer 2008 - What's the difference between Austin Powers losing his mojo and 'VA' losing his funny? Austin Powers regained his mojo. On a graduating scale, a poor joke goes from 'Fail', to 'Epic Fail' and culminating in ~VA~.
Abracadabra, dipshit - Climax of the "Great EXPLODING BOARD!!! HOAX of 2010"
Almost Sack - 2005 - Cowboys defenders are infamous for missing sacks in the most miserable of ways. Free rushers miss the QBs stepping up, 275 lb. beastly LBers getting shrugged off by smaller QBs, three defenders swarming in and somehow the QB squirts out, etc...So close, yet so far. More infuriating is the 1st down pass completion that follows.
Anal Bleaching - Originated when DCC was cool and had chat - In chat one late night, 2233, Thorn, booze, EZ and a few others discussed cosmetic anal care. Basically the benefits of anal bleaching that lightens the color of the anus area. Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
Auburn, Georgia - The location of an accomplished SEC football school, according to DCC poster Clay Allison. If you still don't get it, go find out where Auburn University is. Then come back to laugh at Clay.
Ayuh - Originated 2004 - Agreed or Yes
Banjo and The Growler - Originated 2008 - Aka BATG. A critically-acclaimed, straight to video cult classic, although a charts topper in Turkey. Story of two policemen who play for keeps, eerily based upon the true life stories of two DCC posters. Several DCC posters also play significant roles in the movie. Excerpts of movie transcripts are scattered throughout the DCC like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. It's your lucky day.
BATG - Originated 2008 - Acronym. Please see 'Banjo and the Growler'
Blocker Magnet - Nickname for ex-defensive lineman Brandon Noble. A sarcastic nickname for Brandon Noble's perceived ability. Supposedly, Brandon Noble eats up blockers, allowing teammates to make plays.
Blow Me, NY-style - Originated 2005 - Infamous phrase from a last 'blaze of glory' post from an upset ex-poster directed at the mods. It is unknown if this ex-poster is from New York or is just familiar with the regional style.
BPA - Best player available. Some posters argue that teams should draft BPA, regardless of need. Others argue that positions of weakness/need should be considered as well.
Bradie Bottle Lock - Who the hell knows? Nors said it once... we think it means something like "stone cold lock." Or something.
Brett Favre - Originated 2004 - Warrior. He's like a kid out there. That interception is the WR's fault. Booze's arch-nemesis. Although Favre is a great QB and sure first-ballot HOFer, many posters despise the media's constant boot-licking as if Favre is God's gift to humanity.
Bud Selig - Originated pre-DCC - From the ESPN boards, a Steelers fan upset over a referee call tried to rally others to bombard Bud Selig with complaints. The tour de force for this arrogant poster. Hilarity ensues from then on. For those that don't recognize the name, Bud Selig has no time reviewing referee complaints since he's busy being MLB Commissioner.
CASE CLOSED! - February 2008 - The appropriate "zinger" to drop on someone when your amazing logic is impervious to challenges... or reason. This phrase comes courtesy from a poster who childlishly repeatedly used it to end his posts...Going hand-in-hand were lack of/overusage of punctuation, paragraphs and CAPS. This phrase is now used in jest as if you've got the infallible humdinger of an argument-ending post. Sadly, that poster is now banned. He did provide amazing comic relief after the Cowboys were eliminated from the 2007 playoffs.
Circle of Trust - Commonly referred to as "The Circle," it's a secret society of the elite, the most intelligent Cowboys fans. A creation of Sbk92, who controls membership and induction. Activities unknown, benefits unknown, tax breaks unknown, groupies unknown and membership is unknown, but supposedly many want in...May end up being like a nightclub where people line up around the block only to find out it's empty once they are in.
Classically Decent - Originated 2004 - Used to mean better than decent. In fact, classically so.
CNNSI - Originated NFL Draft Day 2005 - The only credible source, according to Extremeskins. Please see "Reputable Source."
Crazy VC - Originated 2004 - Dat Nguyen, in reference to his Vietnamese heritage.
Cryptic, yet interesting - Originated 2004 - Used for strange (or uninteresting) coincidences that still, on some level, picque your curiosity.
Dead To Me - Originated 2006 (2005 Super Bowl) - Dropped on a poster because he insisted on pulling for the Steelers, an unpardonable sin.
Diamond (surrounded by trash) - Originated 2004 - In an interview in Sports Illustrated, how Emmitt Smith described himself while playing for the Dallas Cowboys in the early 2000s. This quote turned off many DCCers, causing them to write off Emmitt Smith as one of their favorite Cowboys. Emmitt's legacy as a 'true Dallas Cowboy' is a subject of debate here at the DCC.
Documenting Draft Picks in Red - A. Originated Draft 2007 - During the Draft chatter thread, a DCC poster lobbied for actual draft picks to be typed in the color red for 'documentation purposes' to allow other societies, civilizations and planets to learn what occurred on draft day. Documenting in red never happened as it was ridiculed as soon as it was mentioned. It wouldn't have mattered anyway as the archives were erased during the 2007 site hack. B. - Originated Draft 2005 - Another Cowboys website had a member that was in Valley Ranch during the draft. That member was granted the color red for all of his posts in the chat room. Others posters who used the color red were lambasted and even kicked off as if he committed sacrilege. Since that day, the DCC has mocked posts made in the color red.
Dookie Stick - Originated 2004 - Reference to Troy Hambrick. Specifically, how he dropped the "Dookie Stick" on the Redskins in Fedex that season. Actual meaning not certain.
Dumb Frick Premise - Term boozeman used to explain why he didn't like a movie. Movie in question was 'Taking Lives' starring Angelina Jolie and Ethan Hawke. boozeman explained that he didn't like the movie because it had a 'dumb frick premise.' boozeman claimed that there was no way an FBI agent would use him or herself as bait to catch a criminal. When it was explained to him that it was fiction and afterall, just a movie, he persisted that it wasn't realistic. Which is upsetting because now boozeman can't enjoy just about any movie, ever. His rules, not mine.
EXPLODING KNEES!!!1!!!1!1! - Originated 2005 - Reference to Marco Rivera, who was injured before ever playing a down for the team, despite signing a lucrative FA contract. How this term went from his back (the body part injured) to his knees is uncertain. However, this term has now outgrown its origins and is now used to mockingly exaggerate injured body parts for a cheap laugh.
Extreme11 - Originated 2005 -The 1,000th poster in DCC history. Has never posted once, but his influence is unparalleled. Lives in DCC infamy. With the site hack, there will be a new 1,000th poster.
Fat Guy Fist Pump (FGFP) - Originated preseason 2007 - Some people look cool doing fist pumps, some people don't. Watching Tiger Woods do a fist pump exudes excitement and celebration. Watching our rotund, country hick of a coach do his version of a fist pump is laughable, almost endearing in a pathetic way. Ray Lewis, Wade Phillips is not...athletic, Wade Phillips is not. Despite our teasing, we'll take a Fat Guy Fist Pump anytime, because that means the Cowboys are doing alright.
Feh - Originated 2004 - Disagreed or No
FJ or Football Jesus - Originated 2004 - Bill Parcells
Flat Out - DCC vernacular to express how adamant one believes in his/her opinion.
Glass of Water - See 'Pitcher of Water'
Glorious
God-like - Summer 2007 - You'd think this is self-explanatory. It isn't. A poster made a claim that some player's ability was 'god-like' when it wasn't. Now used in jest, such as "Roy Williams coverage skills are god-like..."
G.R.O.Z. - Originated pre-DCC - Acronym for 'Get Rid of Zimmer.' An internet battlecry for those dissatisfied with ex-defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer's ability. Zimmer was accused of a passive defense that didn't pressure the QB. See 'Occupy and Engage.'
G.S.M. - Originated August 2007 - Game. Set. Match.
Gutless - Originated 2005 - One-word definition of the Cowboys' on-field attitude and performance during a crucial drive or big game. Developed in the 2000s, almost always in reference to the defense. Cowboys fans almost expect to see our defense give up a touchdown/big play/big drive when we need it most for a comeback/clinch the game.
Heh, heh - After 2007 playoff exit - SOB always seems to have a golden donut in his pocket and a smile on his face. If we lose a game, at least we won the 2nd quarter. If we fail to win a playoff game, at least we went 13-3. "Heh, heh" just sums up our frustration for how SOB shrugs off disappointment.
High Pitch - Nickname for Joe Gibbs.
Homo for Romo - 2006 Season - After Romo's blazing start, the unofficial DCC phrase of choice to praise Tony Romo's play. Other catchphrases are 'Romomania' and 'Romo-mentum'. While these other catchphrases were created by the media, 'Homo for Romo' is a DCC original.
Horrid - Bipolar's immediate response whenever something unsatisfactory happens to the Dallas Cowboys.
Hyperbole - Posters sometimes go overboard during the heat of an argument. A claim is made. A claim is overstated. A claim is then greatly exaggerated and that poster suffers great humiliation when that claim becomes refuted. 'Hyperbole' has been used to salvage some credibility. For example, "I think Troy Hambrick could become a Hall of Famer." Later on, you can claim hyperbole.
"If he's so good, why is he available?" - When Cowboys writer Mickey Spagnola questions the fans' desire to acquire a free agent, he will often use this line. Obviously, this phrase insinuates that no team should pursue any free agents because they're all unwanted for a reason. This phrase is sarcastically used by DCC posters to mock Spagnola.
If you're not from Dallas, you're not a real Cowboys fan - Statement made by a poster. Not received very well.
Imminent - Used to describe a personnel move which is either strongly desired, or, with sarcasm, strongly undesired. Often applied ironically to unlikely personnel moves as well, or in some combination of both usages.
Jerruh - Originated 2004 - Jerry Jones
Jimmuh - Originated 2004 - Jimmy Johnson
Joe Fan - An all-too-perfect term for the "average" or under-informed Dallas Cowboys fans out there, of which there are many.
Lipsmack - Originated Draft 2005 - During his post-draft press conference, Jerry Jones smacked his lips practically between every phrase. It was magnificently irritating. Since then, many attempts at typing out a Jerry Jones speech will include lipsmack or ~lipsmack~.
Lapped - Originated off-season 2005 or 2004 - During free agency, the Washington Redskins signed a couple of big-name, but overrated, free agents and the Cowboys still hadn't signed anyone of significance. Some posters were crying that the Cowboys were getting lapped while other posters mocked these 'chicken little' posters. Debate and hilarity ensued, feelings were hurt, and to this day, even the Department of War doesn't have a final tally for casualties and bannings. As the seasons have played out, those Redskins free agents have proved to disappoint because of their lackluster on-field contributions.
Little Ball of Hate (LBOH) - Originated 2006 Season - Cowboys writer Jennifer Floyd Engel
Lollipop - Originated 2006 - The word to describe how Romo's throws come out. Intended to criticize Romo for his lack of velocity and lobbed trajectory of soft passes. A despised word by many DCC posters, but has stuck as the word of choice.
Lookit - Copying BP speak.
Ludicre - Originated 2006 Season - An ex-poster's bastardization of the word 'ludicrous'.
Magnificent Bastid
Manchelle - Michelle Rodriguez, Bob Roberts' soulmate, reference to her masculine appearance
Mexican Hissing Crab - Skid likes to wake his young sons up on Saturday morning by taking his pants off and getting on all fours with ass facing face. Once they rabbit'd, he'd chase them around the house running backwards on all fours.
Mexican Leg Lift - Originated November 23, 2008 GameDay Chatter Thread - 'Leg lifts' are used by QBs to call for a silent snap, fake a silent snap or send someone in motion...A poster's comment insinuated that Tony Romo uses the leg lift to try to get the defense to jump offsides. Whether the poster was just unclear in his post, had a brainfart or really didn't know, it lead to a good ole classic, post-n-retreat, gang up-n-pound, fart-n-shroud, dazzle-n-confuse chat room debate. Good times.
Mitten - Typo? Misspelling? Pseudonym? Nors' attempt to write the name "Witten."
Moxie - Originated Draft 2004 - An overused adjective used by draftniks to describe unathletic, white players who make plays...see David Pollack, Bobby Carpenter, etc.
Mr. Furley Sniff - Originated 2006 - similar to the 'Ric Flair strut', representing a brash and boastful "I told you so." Reference to the TV show "Three's Company" character, Mr. Furley (played by Don Knotts), who used to do this sniff.
Nephews - the most important people in our lives, ones that we must protect from any and all debauchery and lascivious behavior.
Nipples - The gawd-awful worst thing known to mankind for one poster. Boberts.Abhors.Nipples.
nose crinkle - Trademark facial mannerism of Suzy Kolber when she speaks. Supposedly, it brings Boozeman out of his wheelchair and to his knees. The nose crinkle usually accompanies Suzy saying the word 'nasty.'
Occupy and Engage - A defensive philosophy of ex-defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer. Instead of rushing the passer or getting penetration, Zimmer coached defensive linemen to seek out, occupy and engage blockers to prevent the blockers from blocking others. This philosophy was much maligned by DCCers who called for a more aggressive scheme.
Ode - 2008 Season - A poster, thoroughly disgusted and annoyed with another, just flat out attempted to call out and expose him with a dedicated thread...or, an ode. Such brute action should be feared, but since it wasn't me, it was enjoyed.
Off The Reservation - Romo's playing crazy.
okay? - Copying BP speak.
Pawnd, Pawned - The internet slang word 'Pwned', with a slightly retarded spelling, courtesy of one of DCC's finest posters.
Pimp Strut - When Romo makes a 'man among boys' play. Running for a first down after the center snap goes over his head 30 yards comes to mind.
Pitcher of Water - 2008 Season - During a discussion of sports bar spirits of choice, a poster admitted that he saves money by ordering a pitcher of water. Chicks dig the move, just not the ones that want to have or can have sex.
Poodle - Originated 2004 - Dave Campo, reference to his hairstyle.
Play for Keeps
Post More, Seriously - Originated 2004 - The highest compliment to pay someone, an invitation to be more active at the DCC, generally a connotation of agreement with the post's subject matter.
Praps - Originated 2005 - Props, giving a fellow DCCer credit for an action, a take, a post, etc, with a slight spelling variation, which seems to par for the course at the CDD...j/k...DCC.
Ran Through the Hold - 2006 Season - A flag for an offensive lineman holding Greg Ellis was thrown but was then picked up by the referee. In the referee's explanation for picking up the flag, he said that Ellis "ran through the hold," so no penalty. It goes without saying, many a Cowboys fan were not happy.
Rat Salad - aka Todd Haley, who complained of finding a rat in a McDonald's salad.
Relic - Posters generally of an older or geriatric age, often with an over-fondness and overestimation of bygone (and inferior) NFL eras.
Reputable Source/CNNSI.com - Allegedly, the only internet source that counts when it comes to analyzing Redskins prospects. Per Art, of Extremeskins, on Draft Day 2005. ES posters criticized the Redskins for drafting a FB, maybe Manuel White of UCLA. These posters cited many draft mediums that stated that Manuel White was not rated highly. Art threatened to ban posters who didn't use reputable sources like CNNSI.com, who happened to be one of the few, if not only, site to rate Manuel White highly. Of course, when CNNSI.com has posted criticism of anything Redskins, Art dismisses CNNSI.com as a reputable source.
Ric Flair Strut - Originated 2006 - similar to the Mr. Furley sniff, representing a brash and boastful "I told you so." Reference to Pro Wrestler Ric Flair, who would strut after outwitting an opponent.
ROOOOYYY!!!1!!1! - Originated 2004 - DCC fan reaction to any big hit, but especially a big hit from Roy Williams. At first, this phrase was done in excitement, thinking Roy was the next Ronnie Lott. Now, it's done sometimes in jest, to mock the Roy Williams' fans. The big hits were the main reason why Roy Williams' homers said Roy is the greatest, but he doesn't even hit people anymore.
Secretly Root For
SHOVEL!!!11!1!! - Originated 2005 Season - Reference to ex-Cowboys LB Dat Nguyen, who sniffed out a shovel pass before the snap against the Philadelphia Eagles. Pointed out on national TV by John Madden that in replay, you could hear Dat screaming 'shovel, shovel'.
Site Maintenance - Week 3, 2007 Season - Whenever the Redskins lose in dramatic fashion, their website Extremeskins always goes down, likely to dam the flood of knee-jerk criticisms from Redskins fans. However, the webpage claims that Extremeskins is down for regular site maintenance. In Week 3, such an occasion occurred when the Redskins gave up a 10+ lead late to the NY Giants and lost. At the DCC, we mockingly blurt out 'site maintenance' when a chaotic moment happens.
S.O.B. (Son of Bum) - Originated Summer 2007 - Wade Phillips' father is Bum Phillips. DCC posters use "SOB" as a term of derision since Wade was not a popular choice for head coach.
STAY DOWN, BIZNATCH! - Originated 2004 - 2233Boy's primal scream in reference to a player who was just layed out by a devastating Roy Williams hit. Unfortunately, this highlight play often was used by Joe Fan to overshadow other shortcomings of Williams'.
stomp, stomp - Originated 2006 - A common retort to thread starters that pose odd questions, statements, fantastical hypotheticals in a fashion that makes the poster seem juvenile. Not sure why 'stomp, stomp' became the phrase, but it was first given to Bleedblue. His posts would be Cowboys-related subjects, but be as puzzling as Dr. Evil's father making claims that he invented the question mark. Commonly, this phrase is seen as ~stomp, stomp~. If some replies to you with this, it means the poster thinks your post is odd, irrelevant, idiotic and from out of nowhere.
Suggsy Wuggsy - Baltimore Ravens' Pro-Bowl OLB, Terrell Suggs.
Suxy - Nickname for Boozeman's love fantasy - Suzy Kolber.
Tad Amount - Originated 2008 - 2233Boys - Hilarious bastardization of the word "tantamount," made during a racist rant.
Talkin Mad Shit at Work (TMAS) - Opening Day (2011 Season?) - Gameday chatter thread and everyone's flaunting their vaginas with loss predictions. In walks The Growler (aka Carp) and proceeds to state with Danny McBride confidence that we'll win, fuck the Prom Queen and summarily talk mad shit at work the next day without breaking a sweat. The Cowboys proceed to lose in epic fashion.
Taylor Hicks - Originated 2006 - American Idol winner. Many a DCCer have lost their DCC lives criticizing Hicks, since resuscitated, but still...
The Tree - Originated 2007 - The coaching/personnel tree of Bill Parcells/Bill Belichick/New England Patriots. Ostensibly, it produces greater quality personnel than other coaching legacies do and thus it's apprentices should be highly sought after.
Teh Ghey - Internet lexicon for "gay"... kinda like using the word lexicon.
Timestamp - Draft Day 2005 - Introduced by Extremeskins Mod Art during the same post as "Reputable Source/CNNSI.com," Art threatened a banning to posters if any knee-jerk posts were posted after his post. Of course, Art announced that the timestamp will be his method of determining the chronology of posts. Since then, DCC posters have mockingly thrown out "timestamp" to show up other posters if they beat another poster to the punch on i.e. duplicate postings.
T.O. Ruins Marriages - Originated 2006 - Phraseology a parody of the overreaction of many Joe Fan-ish Cowboys fans upon the signing of Terrell Owens.
Typing in the Color Red - Originated NFL Draft 2005 - 1. Reserved for posters inside the Draft War Room. - Originated NFL Draft 2007 - 2. To document draft picks for the aliens.
Water - See 'Pitcher of Water'
What Are You Guys Cooking/Eating? - Used sarcastically, to poke fun at others who get a little too personal with their fellow posters on game day.
What Do Voluntary Mean? - Quote from Troy Hambrick.
Wok - The Holy Grail of Christmas presents. All Smitty wanted for Christmas was a wok...whether he makes bomb-ass Chinese food has yet to be determined.
Woo Woo - See 'Suggsy Wuggsy'
X-Rays, and has Jerry seen Them? - orig. 2001 - When analyzing prospect Kendrell Bell in the 2001 draft, the Cowboys decided to pass on selecting him due to medical concerns, instead opting for players such as Quincy Carter and Tony Dixon, two complete busts, as opposed to Bell, who starred in Pittsburgh. Jerry Jones claimed to have made this decision after personally looking at Bell's X-rays. One classic photoshop later, Jerry's presumption that he could offer any insight into the situation like a doctor could has become a DCC classic.
You Will Do This Now/Next - Art, of Extremeskins, during a meltdown on Draft Day 2005, when he tired of people slandering the Redskins "stellar," draft, and so he demanded that they get expert opinions from CNNSI.com. See "Timestamp," and "Reputable Source."
"Line in the Sand" Topics
- The Hutchinson Penis Photo, Genesis - The controversy that lead to the formation of the DCC. An odd perspective of a photograph made it appear that Hutchinson was fapping on the sidelines. Photo was posted and all hell breaks loose. Factions are created, people were banned and a new haven emerged.
- Quincy vs Hutchinson, Originated 2004 - Who should start?
- Drew Henson, Originated 2004 - Is he good enough? When will he play?
- Romo vs Bledsoe, Originated 2006 - Who should start?
- Terrell Owens, Originated 2006 - Is he a good signing? Will I stop watching the Dallas Cowboys because Tom Landry is supposedly turning in his grave because of the WR that stood on The Star? Does he ruin marriages?
- Jerry Jones, Originated Offseason 2007 - Is Jerruh the worst GM in the NFL? Is he the obstacle preventing the Cowboys from winning another Super Bowl
- How important are cornerbacks, Originated 2006 - Some argue that cornerbacks create QB pressure and you need top-flight cornerbacks. Others argue that they are inconsequential; Pass rush is paramount.
- Roy Williams, Originated 2005 - Is he overrated? Does he suck in coverage or is he limited because of lack of a quality FS teammate?
- Taylor Hicks, Originated 2006 - Is he the greatest performer ever?
- Julius Jones, Originated 2006 - Is he held back by Bill Parcells? Did Parcells limit JJ by requiring him to "run like a robot?"
- Julius Jones vs Marion Barber III, Originated 2006 - Who should start?
- Is Schmitty really an Eagles fan, Originated 2005 - After admitting to chanting "E-A-G-L-E-S" in a bar with other Eagles fans, where Schmitty's football loyalties lie is questionable.
- Troy Hambrick vs Emmitt Smith, Originated 2004 - Who should start?
- DeMarcus Ware vs. Shawne Merriman, Originated 2005 - Who's better?
- Bill Parcells' Legacy, Originated 2007 - Multi-faceted issue...How much credit does Bill Parcells deserve for the Cowboys 13-3 2007 season? Is he the legend that built this team by bringing in Demarcus Ware and Marion Barber, or the guy that didn't want Terrell Owens and drafted Bobby Carpenter. Would the 2007 Cowboys have gone 13-3 with BP at the helm? Was BP the correct guy to rebuild the team but the wrong gameday coach? Many, many, many others.
The Jumbotron, Originated 2009 - Centering around the 60-yard wide monitor in Jerryworld, aka the new Cowboys Stadium, all hell broke loose when a Tennessee Titans' punter hit the scoreboard during a preseason game. In an era where all DCC threads eventually became a 'Jerry-bash' thread, the scoreboard flamed the fire...only with a gallon of kerosene. "The punter hit the scoreboard on purpose and it won't happen in a real game" and "do-overs could affect the game outcome" to "the league should pay to raise it because they approved the low height" and "Jerruh's an idiot for putting it low in the first place", the endless jabber about this is God's punishment for blocking his view.
The X-Files: Enigmas Yet Explained, But The Truth Is Out There
- In an attempt to explain that Bill Cowher was speaking with a person named 'Elfin'...no, that doesn't make sense. To demonstrate that Cowher's ears are pointy...no, that doesn't make sense either. I guess fat does more than clog up arteries...It all starts with Post #3 in the following thread. Come up with your own explanation.Honorable Mention:
100 Tackles
Big.Ben.Parliament
Billboard - They say Helen of Troy launched a thousand ships. In the DCC, the billboard was supposed to spark a fan's rebellion to get Jerruh to hire a real GM. Did everyone get their money back?
BISP - Boner in sweat pants. Football and interwebz chattering can be an erogenous combination. Let’s be honest, you’re not wearing a tuxedo right now. Hence, BISP.
Blacky McCatchy Pants - Donovan McNabb's nickname for Reggie Brown
"Can vs Will"
CSB - Cool story, bro
CFR (Cowboys Fan Rebellion)
Curb stomp
DFDC - Dickface Dreamcrusher. April 2013. During pre-draft chatter about the Cowboys possibly drafting a blocking TE, Carp posts excitement about James Hanna developing. Boozeman crushes Carp's dream by stating how will that be possible when we draft a blocking TE that will be inevitably be higher on the depth chart and steal all the playing time. Carp then calls Booze this name with a request to capitalize the second 'D'.
Eyebrow
FACE
FB = Attempting to score 3 points
Flatty - A DCC award. A combination of 'flat out' and Emmy, Espy, Grammy, Tony.
Frickin' Evans - It was booze's general answer to many religious posts. Total disgust with the weird, established Jerry Falwells of the world.
Infraction - Usually from violating FB privacy
Interesting... - 2009 Melsy - EZ drafted Curtis Lofton or somebody, LB. Schmitty said "interesting" and someone thought Schmitty was saying the pick sucked. I wasn't though.
"I shouldn't have to keep telling you this"
It has to start somewhere
Jap Play
Milk - Another classic Schmatty. Did Schmitty drink milk after a spicy hot wing challenge because he needed to, or because he had already proven he could eat the wings and just wanted to cool it down?
mIRC & Yahoo CFL - May 2010 - Sites for the first meeting that lead to the formation of DCC III. ANY HORNY GUYS IN HERE, SEND ME PM!!!
Newman Knee Knock - The sequel to "Bradie Bottle Lock"
Piggybacked - Reason why Booze can't post from work.
Rat Salad - Todd Haley
Recipe - Yucatan Potato Salad
Reciept - Another way of spelling 'recipe'...if you're a moron.
Romo-Friendly - Jerruh's self-stated strategy for offseason 2009. Getting rid of T.O., namely.
Secretariat
Teh Shanle
TEH TREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Schmatty - When a thread gets 'schmattied'
This Isn't the DCC on Purpose - It's free, you'll never be asked for donations or click on advertisements
Tipping - something white people do.
TRRW/TFRW - They both suck.
Unfair - The definition of unfair is about 650 posts from Schmitty
Woke Up Screaming
PM's - The absolute lifeblood of message board refugees, used to communicate behind the backs of the hosting board's moderators to infiltrate and spirit away not only other refugees, but longstanding members of a non-donation soliciting board.
4-Day Buffet - A Mafioso-like tactic where a recognized expert is hidden away, thus preventing him from fixing what ails a non-donation soliciting website. Since there are no donations for him/her to be paid with, he is sent on an all-expenses paid trip to the nearest #1 Golden Dragon Family Manchu-Wok Chinese Red City Dynasty Happy Buddah "ressarunt" where he is allowed to gorge himself for days on end, or until PM's are no longer missed, whichever comes first.
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