2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Cotton]

Amari's banishment wasn't about money or roster philosophy, though. It was about the needle.

100%

 

[p1_]

 

[boozeman]

Damn.

 

[Cotton]

Damn.

Shakira is pretty embarrassing.

 

[p1_]

 

[bbgun]

Can he tweet without screaming?

 

[shoop]

Can he tweet without screaming?

He is “passionate”!

 

[boozeman]

He is “passionate”!

About feet.

 

[Cotton]

Can he tweet without screaming?

There was no ALL CAPS in that tweet.

 

[p1_]

Wrong trophy, gotta start somewhere.

 

[Bipo]

Wrong trophy, gotta start somewhere.

We've had a lot of players win the Mr. Congeniality award over the years.

 

[boozeman]

We've had a lot of players win the Mr. Congeniality award over the years.

Staubach, Aikman, Witten.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Damn.

 

[data]

 

[boozeman]

Yeah, I think Parsons is doomed.

We better think about drafting another alpha weapon on defense.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Where is that headline from?

 

[mcnuttz]

Yeah, I think Parsons is doomed.

We better think about drafting another alpha weapon on defense.

So you're surprised that a FOOTball player has a foot fetish? It might be why he got into the game in the first place.

We do need an alpha dude in the middle of the line though.

@fortsbest brought up David Irving earlier in the week. Imagine having a freak like that on the field with Parson's toe-watchin ass.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

So you're surprised that a FOOTball player has a foot fetish? It might be why he got into the game in the first place.

We do need an alpha dude in the middle of the line though.

@fortsbest brought up David Irving earlier in the week. Imagine having a freak like that on the field with Parson's toe-watchin ass.

I don't get foot fetishes. Feet are gross except mine.

 

[bbgun]

Where is that headline from?

Dallas Morning News