Probably some smoked pork in there as well.I'm imagining the stench of sweat, stank poon, and swamp ass in EZ's swinging adventures
You saying he is not legit if he has not had any buttplay?
This is not a slight or a shot, but just based on the lifestyle I am guessing there is a 50% chance EZ has had a vibrator in his butt...with a 100% chance the vibrator had to be destroyed after.

This vibrator/butt thing makes me wish for saner days where Thorn was talking about anal bleaching.
Let's keep that on the brown low...err, down low.Spoken like a guy who is very familiar with the lifestyle.
High five, brother!
This is not a slight or a shot, but just based on the lifestyle I am guessing there is a 50% chance EZ has had a vibrator in his butt...with a 100% chance the vibrator had to be destroyed after.
I don't understand the part about it being destroyed. That part was over my head.
You'd probably want to burn it after.
Well then, fuck the test thread.