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This girl was f'ing cool and really sexy. A bit too much of a pretentious hipster type, which bothered me a lot less at the time, and definitely a little too much of a drama queen. I kind of dated her for a while but I couldn't ever shake the girlfriend back at EIU so I eventually ended things with the Kit Kat girl. I made the right decision...that girlfriend back at EIU has now been my wife for 15 years. I still think of the Kit Kat girl fondly though.
 
I wish a candy bar had a catch phrase of "3 in the pink, 2 in the stink". I'd but it.
 
Call it The Chocolate Shocker?
 
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Damn...the mom's of the kids on my baseball team are MILFy this year.
 
EZ, I think you are sometimes into different health-kicks. Have you heard of the Paleo diet?

I am giving it a try to an extent, and so far it seems to be working. Basically cutting out all forms of wheat, limiting foods that are heavily grain or starch (rice, potatos, corn), reducing sugar intake, and eating lots of meat, fruits, and vegetables.

Been having burgers wrapped in lettuce, stir fry with chicken, pork or beef and vegetables, fajitas without the wraps, chili with no rice or pasta, etc. Lost like 15 pounds so far and haven't even really worked an exercise habit into the routine yet.
 
I can't do without potatoes.

I JUST CANT!
 
mschmidt64 said:
EZ, I think you are sometimes into different health-kicks. Have you heard of the Paleo diet?

I am giving it a try to an extent, and so far it seems to be working. Basically cutting out all forms of wheat, limiting foods that are heavily grain or starch (rice, potatos, corn), reducing sugar intake, and eating lots of meat, fruits, and vegetables.

Been having burgers wrapped in lettuce, stir fry with chicken, pork or beef and vegetables, fajitas without the wraps, chili with no rice or pasta, etc. Lost like 15 pounds so far and haven't even really worked an exercise habit into the routine yet.
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You put rice or pasta in your chili?
 
mschmidt64 said:
Yeah, growing up my mom would always make chili and rice. Not really "in" the chili, you'd serve the chili over top of it.
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I swear to God, you remind me of Sheldon Cooper so much.
 
Carp said:
Damn...the mom's of the kids on my baseball team are MILFy this year.
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I got my seven year old in soccer this year. I was all stoked...my boy was in football, which means sausage fest, but girls could mean soccer moms....

Eh...

Cellulite and bitchy attitudes.

No bueno.
 
boozeman said:
I got my seven year old in soccer this year. I was all stoked...my boy was in football, which means sausage fest, but girls could mean soccer moms....

Eh...

Cellulite and bitchy attitudes.

No bueno.
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It will happen. Oh believe me, it will come with time.

And when it does, you want to be the coach...even if you don't know wtf you're doing.
 
boozeman said:
I got my seven year old in soccer this year. I was all stoked...my boy was in football, which means sausage fest, but girls could mean soccer moms....

Eh...

Cellulite and bitchy attitudes.

No bueno.
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Mine are hot...there is this little blonde that has a kid on my team...she wears Uggs, which normally I find annoying, but they are so small and she is so petite that it just works. Good times.
 
Hang in there, booze.

Hot moms like an old dude with good footwork.
 
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