Test...

Oh look. Iamtdg has 90 posts already.

~yawn~

I can lap you anytime, you do realize this right? I am not shackled by VB5.
 
boozeman said:
Oh look. Iamtdg has 90 posts already.

~yawn~

I can lap you anytime, you do realize this right? I am not shackled by VB5.
Click to expand...

I am under no crazy guises that I even come close to holding a candle to you.

Master.
 
It is amazing how just being able to post without an error message or praise the almighty be able to zip to the end of a thread can make someone so relieved.
 
boozeman said:
It is amazing how just being able to post without an error message or praise the almighty be able to zip to the end of a thread can make someone so relieved.
Click to expand...

It has visibly improved my countenance.
 
Taylor Swift has grown on me some...not her music, but in that I think her vagina probably smells like fresh strawberries.
 
Carp said:
Taylor Swift has grown on me some...not her music, but in that I think her vagina probably smells like fresh strawberries.
Click to expand...

Strawberries mold very fast.

Be quick about your business.
 
Carp said:
Taylor Swift has grown on me some...not her music, but in that I think her vagina probably smells like fresh strawberries.
Click to expand...

I lean towards cocoa butter over fresh strawberries.

A while back my daughters were playing the hell out of one of her songs called "Safe and Sound" that was on "The Hunger Games" soundtrack. Not bad. Most other songs I've heard from her are pretty lame but I did like that one.
 
E_D_Guapo said:
I lean towards cocoa butter over fresh strawberries.

A while back my daughters were playing the hell out of one of her songs called "Safe and Sound" that was on "The Hunger Games" soundtrack. Not bad. Most other songs I've heard from her are pretty lame but I did like that one.
Click to expand...

That is a good song. I didn't realize it was her though it sounds just like her now that I think about it.

As for her smell, I doubt it's cocoa butter. That's reserved for someone like Beyonce. Swift is probably jolly ranchers.
 
It is my fantasy...I say strawberry!!!

As an aside...Janaene Garafalo's vagina smells like the inside of a fake leg.
 
Truth be told...I loved Garafalo back in the day.
 
Carp said:
It is my fantasy...I say strawberry!!!

As an aside...Janaene Garafalo's vagina smells like the inside of a fake leg.
Click to expand...

:lol

That can't possibly be a good smell.
 
Almost 90 yesterday and now snowing. It's no wonder Lubbock was voted worst weather city in the nation.
 
This place smells of used prosthetics.

Somebody hide Garafalo up in here?
 
Sorry, that was me. Had cabbage for supper last night.
 
wt3f8to.jpg
 
Iamtdg said:
Almost 90 yesterday and now snowing. It's no wonder Lubbock was voted worst weather city in the nation.
Click to expand...

Good thing it has so many other wonderful things about it to offset the screwy weather. :unsure
 
E_D_Guapo said:
Good thing it has so many other wonderful things about it to offset the screwy weather. :unsure
Click to expand...

Hey, we have a motherfucking omnimax now.

#inyourface
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom