Cowboys at Giants | Week 12 Gameday Chatter Thread | 11/24/13

[boozeman]

OMG...please don't go.

Living in Nebraska has made you a lot meaner.

 

[Texas Ace]

With the mustache though...he is Kurt Warning!

That Push it to the Limits song is so perfect for a montage.

God bless the 80s.

We cut put in all sorts of short video shots of the Cowboys to this song.

The secondary being burned.

Ware rushing wide up-field leaving a large running lane in his area of responsibility.

Ernies Sims blowing assignments in the run and pass.

Kiffin sleeping in the booth.

Romo throwing behind his receivers.

Witten running 2 yard routes.

The possibilities are endless.

Ace thinks Welker is really tall.

Why don't joo try sticking jour head up jour ass...see if eet fits

Artists' rendering of their sexual encounter

OMG...please don't go.

The game is like 4 hours away, and yet this gameday thread already has the potential to be the best one of the season.

Props, amigos.

 

[Simpleton]

Well fuck you, who do you think I am? You think I kill two kids and a woman? Fuck that, I don't need that shit in my life. You die mother fucker. What you think I am? What you think I am? You think I a fucking worm like you?

 

[Texas Ace]

"I got eet close by too meign"

"In dee car?"

"No, not in dee car meign"

 

[Texas Ace]

Whotta shocker.

They won't need him to win anyway. The Giants don't have to do anything but sit around and wait for us to fall on our faces.......and we will.

 

[boozeman]

Damn, the early games are all horrid.

 

[boozeman]

Florence Henderson doesn't look bad for a 100 year old woman.

 

[GShock]

Looks to be very windy and cold. Not Romo friendly.

 

[Cotton]

OMG...please don't go.

Okay, you talked me into it. I'll stay.

 

[Texas Ace]

"Aww man.....look at those titties"

"What joo talking about meign? She's like a hondrud years ol' meign"

"Not thot wun meign....THOT WUN!"

 

[Bob Roberts]

Joo can die like your friend...it makes no difference to me.

 

[Texas Ace]

We need a new theme song to get our guys over the limit

Wait a minute....

Don't tell me you've lost all in hope in this providing the team inspiration:

 

[Carp]

Whotta shocker.

They won't need him to win anyway. The Giants don't have to do anything but sit around and wait for us to fall on our faces.......and we will.

Feh. The Giants struggled with Tolzien.

 

[boozeman]

Feh. The Giants struggled with Tolzien.

And we struggled with Christian Ponder. What's your point?

 

[Texas Ace]

Feh. The Giants struggled with Tolzien.

The way we've been playing on offense as of late, they won't struggle too much to stop us.

 

[Cotton]

Joo think joo can take me? Joo need a fucking army if joo gonna take me!

 

[Bob Roberts]

Wait a minute....

Don't tell me you've lost all in hope in this providing the team inspiration:

Marky Mark screwed us over, mang.

It was worse than his performance in 'The Happening'.

 

[Carp]

And we struggled with Christian Ponder. What's your point?

You are talking about the other side of the ball...what's your point?

 

[Carp]

The way we've been playing on offense as of late, they won't struggle too much to stop us.

Optimistic the bye helped us iron out some things.

 

[boozeman]

We need to get a couple of stud tackles in April like the Panthers did. It remade their defense.