The aroma of spoiled tuna would make working with it impossible.
Damn...this beer called a Hefeweizen here is delicious. Funny to say that about a beer but it has a hint of banana.
Pushing your lifeless corpse to the bottom of a 10,000' disposal well with a bit and scraper wouldn't be much of an inconvenience. Keep that in mind.
Have a nice day.
Instead of a "this is Sparta!!!" moment, though, it would be cool to stand him up on the edge and fire up the Ryobi electric blower. Give him a proper sendoff at least.
Damn...this beer called a Hefeweizen here is delicious. Funny to say that about a beer but it has a hint of banana.
I'm going to the lbk for Christmas. You better fire up that grill, Cotton.
You've never had Hefeweizen before?
It's a regular in my rotation.
The well only has 7" casing, (about as big around as a soccer ball) so it's not like we'd just be able to throw him down. It will be a little messy, as we'll either have to chop him up first, or just smash him down with the weight of the pipe. But once the body is inside, it will be no problem. The string of tubing weighs about 60k, so shoving it down will be no problem. And once down, the heat of the well mixed with the hydrocarbons and hydrogen sulfide, the tissue and bone fragments will be eaten away to nothing in a short time.
Yes. A well bore would make a very good hiding place.
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Live Oak Brewing Company in Austin has a really good one. Ever tried it? Pretty sure their beer is only on tap though, they don't bottle/can as far as I know. You still in Killeen? If so it's worth trying the next time you're in Austin.
Edit: their website says that they're available on tap in Temple and Waco too (in addition to other TX cities but those two are close to Killeen).
I wish you could spend a little more time thinking about it.
Seems like an off-the-top-of-your-head idea.

I just traded for a 2001 Rockwood Freedom 1980 model pop up camper. Got it from original owner, a guy I know, and he only used it a handful of time. It's been sitting for over two years, but it is in incredibly awesome shape. I've had it set up in my driveway for a few days cleaning it and whatevs.
Using it for first time tomorrow.
That's the exact same camper I have. The only sucky part about it is the manual crank. But, overall, it's a nice camper. Huge upgrade over a tent.
BFF's?