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And I must say.

US Air has the fucking ugliest stewardesses/flight attendants etc. ever.

I remember when I was a kid, it was a requirement that they be hot.

Not anymore.

Old. Or a fag. Period.
 
Dammit, I'm flying US Air next month to North Carolina. I better not get the old fag on his period.
 
Dammit, I'm flying US Air next month to North Carolina. I better not get the old fag on his period.

You don't want to fly with Booze?
 
Not with my kid, before facebook I always pictured booze as a pedifile.
 
I think that you are on to something.
 
I stabbed myself in the stomach fat with a razor blade. Truly fun times.
 
Lyposuction at home?
 
I stabbed myself in the stomach fat with a razor blade. Truly fun times.

Whereas, you did some bad things when you were younger I don't believe your penance should be quite this extreme.
 
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My wife was scared that I might have damaged some innereds or something. I assured her that it would take something significantly longer to make to my organs frame the gut region.

Sad but true.
 
What I'm looking for in a flight is seats with liftable armrests and a little bit of extra leg room. Any chance of getting that with US Air?
 
Wow...Schmitty is going to get laid...another make a wish miracle.
 
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