Thursday Night Chatter Thread - Week 9 | Bengals v. Dolphins | 10/31/2013

[boozeman]

Now this poor shithead kicker will come in and Noonan it.

 

[boozeman]

Well damn.

And excuse to drink more beer.

 

[data]

Dolphins' Fight Song

 

[boozeman]

Dolphins' Fight Song

Rip off of Luv Ya Blue.

 

[data]

It's like Vanilla Ice and David Bowie

 

[boozeman]

I want to know what fucking idiot was the decision maker for the NFLN theme songs the last two years.

We had the CeeLo shit last year now this Indian chick.

Who the hell thought either was a good idea?

 

[data]

So what's the point of drafting Eifert?

 

[boozeman]

So what's the point of drafting Eifert?

Same point as we had drafting Escobar, except they took a better player.

It sounded kinda cool.

HAI WE CAN BE TEH PATRIOTZ WITH THE TWO TEs1!

 

[boozeman]

I want the Bengals to fail this year, mainly because if they are successful, Jerry starts getting ideas about hiring Zimmer as a head coach.

 

[boozeman]

NEWMSIE!!!!

 

[data]

 

[Texas Ace]

Amazing how Newman is always good for giving up the crucial deep ball at the end of games.

 

[data]

Same point as we had drafting Escobar, except they took a better player.

Claim hyperbole and move on.

 

[boozeman]

Oh look.

There's our next head coach.

 

[boozeman]

Claim hyperbole and move on.

No way.

Eifert is better simply because he can actually close his jaw.

 

[boozeman]

This is like watching a retard slap fight.

Philbin has no balls.

 

[data]

I want to know what fucking idiot was the decision maker for the NFLN theme songs the last two years.

We had the CeeLo shit last year now this Indian chick.

Who the hell thought either was a good idea?

 

[boozeman]

I still want to know the name and address of the MFer responsible.

 

[boozeman]

LAWL

 

[Texas Ace]