Test...

[mcnuttz]

I make it a habit to try the hottest sauce I can find on my wings wherever I go.

My asshole is evil and must be punished.

I straight up guffawed.

 

[mcnuttz]

After hearing Schmidtty's tale I'm thinking he may need to have an asshole transplant. I anticipate a plea for donors by this time tomorrow. Anyone care to get on the asshole list?

I have no sympathy for schmitty's bunghole.

 

[mcnuttz]

Stirring the sauce with your dick for the secretary is a much cooler story.

She'd get all hot & bothered when he dongs her glass of milk.

 

[Cotton]

Milk and water. Smitty's go to drinks.

 

[Smitty]

You just said you felt like you had to have milk so no you can't handle it.


Now go get some more and try again.

I never said I felt like I had to have milk. I said I decided to have it.

Anyone who eats that stuff, even if they can handle it, is going to have the sensation that their mouth is burning.

The accomplishment is being able to stomach it, not sitting for the next hour with the lingering burning.

Every time you see one of those hot sauce challenges, they allow you to drink something after a few minutes, just not while you are eating. FACE to you sir.

 

[Smitty]

Milk and water. Smitty's go to drinks.

You drink milk after eating hot sauce, water makes it worse... everyone knows this.

 

[Smitty]

Saying you didn't want to sit there for the next hour feeling like that kind of contradicts your claim of being just fine.

No it doesn't.

 

[Smitty]

FWIW, that hot sauce is back with a vengeance right now.

 

[Cotton]

You drink milk after eating hot sauce, water makes it worse... everyone knows this.

 

[UncleMilti]

 

[Carp]

Basically it was his office just seeing if they could make the fat kid eat some ridiculous food.

 

[mcnuttz]

Pics or GTFO

 

[mcnuttz]

A startup venture recruiting people for a one-way, 43 million mile trip to live on Mars has generated more signatures than all the Obamacare health insurance plans combined.

 

[Cotton]

Even the test thread is not immune to being Smitty'ed.

 

[Cotton]

~sipping straight black coffee~

 

[Cotton]

~chasing it with milk~

 

[Cotton]

Nasty cold front coming through today. Hate winter, but I will be happy for the freeze to kill all of the damn bugs.

 

[Cotton]

I plan on doing jack nor shit at work today, so any and all testing will be appreciated.

 

[NoDak]

Gonna go pheasant hunting today.

Cotton, twist off of work. Let's go.

 

[Cotton]

Gonna go pheasant hunting today.

Cotton, twist off of work. Let's go.

Oh hell yeah. I will bring my Mossberg. Let's do this.