I wish I had the PM from when nuttzie said it was in the mail. It was something like this:
Nuttz - Congrats, as a reg of the dcc we have decided to send you a koozie. What is your address so I can send it?
Me - awesome!
Skidadl Gud
1 Boner Way
New Braunfels, TX 78130
~EZ intercepts the PM~
~anger ensues over my religious affiliation~
EZ - uh, nuttz, I think we are running low on koozie, lets not send one to skid.
Me -
~tears robe and shaves head while rubbing ashes over body~
Persecution is real folks.