Texas Ace
I'll Never Dream Again
- Joined
- Apr 7, 2013
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Pretend you are a Texans fan.
Is that a roll of toilet paper on the back of the toilet?
FAIL
I am nowhere near Nebraska.
I have often tried to get work out of the last two squares than actually have to change the roll.
Do not test me.
I routinely forget that the Cardinals are a team in the league
Is that a roll of toilet paper on the back of the toilet?
FAIL
La
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I use a corn cob. It works surprisingly well.
Damn, this is some bad football.
I might just play Madden until the late game.
Don't worry. Hostile knows you they are, each and every week.

No. Stay on. We need your hatred to boil over. Well, long enough for Superpunk to log in.

I have never understood that concept.
You rub the cob on your ass, and then what? Flip it and use another side? I don't get it.