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[mcnuttz]

You offer intriguing offers.

1. the few Cowboys games I get to watch.
2. We like to bring up old videos & pictures when family is over.
3. My kids play video games every now and then.
4. re-watching my old sextapes

for these reasons I can not get rid of the machine.

 

[boozeman]

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4. re-watching my old sextapes

Homemade?

 

[Carp]

The only thing I don't like about my new house are the small toilets.

 

[L.T. Fan]

The only thing I don't like about my new house are the small toilets.

Get some corn cobs and head for the great outdoors.

 

[Carp]

My yard does need some fertilizing.

 

[Cotton]

I'm about to develop my staff.

 

[Newt]

~warns lady at CVS photo booth~

 

[mcnuttz]

Homemade?

I had just bought a VHS camcorder and a sweet tripod.

It was Y2K and we were feeling frisky.

 

[mcnuttz]

My yard does need some fertilizing.

IamTheDoctorGreenthumb could give you some killer grass advice.

 

[mcnuttz]

I'd be willing to bet that 96% of DCC testers don't know shit about being a gangster.

 

[Newt]

Great, now I get lumped in with the 4%er's too. Just what I needed.

 

[2233boys]

Anyone have a good eggplant Parmesan recipe?

 

[Cotton]

Anyone have a good eggplant Parmesan recipe?

I had one, but then I got laid and lost it.

 

[2233boys]

I had one, but then I got laid and lost it.

You're no help.

 

[Carp]

I have to say the women here are pretty damn attractive...most where those athletic shorts with the slit up the side. Pretty nice.

 

[Deuce]

I had one, but then I got laid and lost it.

Veggiefag smack is one thing, but don't talk shit about eggplant parm.

 

[Carp]

No kidding...eggplant parm is the shit.

 

[Cotton]

Eggplant is nasty.

 

[Bob Roberts]

Wat

 

[boozeman]

I guess that is a real neck beard.