Test...

Those local businesses are getting the shaft.
 
They're definitely making it hard on the shop keepers.
 
This bitch ROCKS.

Usually they cut you off after four drinks in FC.

This one drops off two minis and a Coke.

Oh yeah....

She is getting a comment card.
 
Pic (of the bitch who rocks) or GTFO
 
I've never flown in my adult life, but I'd probably go with Ryobi Class if it's offered.
 
I've never flown in my adult life, but I'd probably go with Ryobi Class if it's offered.

She looks kinda rough.

I have noticed that.

The rough stewardesses from the 70s and 80s are willing to put out that extra mini bottle.

I know it sounds petty, but it is true.

These young cunts, WTF ever.
 
~Oh yeah...another mini bottle of Barcadi~

I wish you could tip these poor girls...
 
~Oh yeah...another mini bottle of Barcadi~

I wish you could tip these poor girls...

You mean Bacardi? Maybe she should cut you off.

:unsure
 
Fuck you Cotton.

Getting a sixth minibottle is like an achievement.

Let me enjoy this...

You can't tip a flight attendant?

She probably just wants to watch you fall down the stairs...did you think of that?
 
You can't tip a flight attendant?

She probably just wants to watch you fall down the stairs...did you think of that?

Your small town input in this is not really needed...

~Sheldon Cooper shrift~
 
Can you access the internets on a plane?
 
Yeah, that's what I thought.

GFY with that last mini-bottle. It may not satisfy you, but at least you can get the sentimental value out of it.
 
I like to put my phone on airplane mode sometimes, just to feel like I'm flying.
 
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