I've never flown in my adult life, but I'd probably go with Ryobi Class if it's offered.
~Oh yeah...another mini bottle of Barcadi~
I wish you could tip these poor girls...

You mean Bacardi? Maybe she should cut you off.
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Fuck you Cotton.
Getting a sixth minibottle is like an achievement.
Let me enjoy this...
You can't tip a flight attendant?
She probably just wants to watch you fall down the stairs...did you think of that?
Fuck you Cotton.
Getting a sixth minibottle is like an achievement.
Let me enjoy this...
Carry on.
Your small town input in this is not really needed...
~Sheldon Cooper shrift~
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Can you access the internets on a plane?
I like to put my phone on airplane mode sometimes, just to feel like I'm flying.