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Dracula Untold isn't a cinematic masterpiece by any stretch, but it's certainly not the worst movie I've seen this past year.
 
Deuce said:
Dracula Untold isn't a cinematic masterpiece by any stretch, but it's certainly not the worst movie I've seen this past year.
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Quit talking about it...we know you saw it.
 
Carp said:
Trying to pass off Amy Schumer as some hottie disgusts me. She has a potato face.
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Yeah, no way in hell she can pass off as a hot slutty girl.

Maybe desperate butter face that guys regret in the morning. I don't think that's what this movie is going for.
 
Cowboysrock55 said:
Yeah, no way in hell she can pass off as a hot slutty girl.

Maybe desperate butter face that guys regret in the morning. I don't think that's what this movie is going for.
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I think she's cute...but her love interest is also Bill Hader. He's not the kind of guy who's going to pull much better.
 
Dave Bautista has parlayed his Guardians performance into another good role. He's going to be the Kurgan in the new Highlander.
 
Deuce said:
Dave Bautista has parlayed his Guardians performance into another good role. He's going to be the Kurgan in the new Highlander.
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Tom Cruise is supposed to be in the Sean Connery role too.
 
Deuce said:
I think she's cute...but her love interest is also Bill Hader. He's not the kind of guy who's going to pull much better.
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Not only is she not cute, she's not really funny.

I know I blasted Fay and Poehler earlier in another thread, but they look like all timers compared to this twat.
 
With '50 Shades of Grey' opening, I think I can hang out at the theater and maybe score with some desperate, horny 45-year old women.
 
Russell Wilson reviews 50 Shades of Grey

 
Finally saw Gone Girl. Hated it so hard. Worse though, now that it's well out of theaters I can't even bitch about it properly.

50 Shades is gonna suck. I know it is. Everyone knows it is. But for a relatively large % of middle aged women it's what gets their rocks off. I guess they need more story structure than what pornhub can offer. I feel bad for someone who needs a feature film to get there. Meanwhile I can enjoy my Muppet erotica in the comfort of my own home.
 
BipolarFan said:
The next step for Sony, of course, is to recast Spider-Man. The studio is looking to go back to Spidey’s roots and put the character back in high school, which would require it to cast a younger actor, Variety has learned. Andrew Garfield is no longer playing the character.

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/spider-man-high-school-110720283027.html
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This is even worse than the Garfield movies. Roll the origin story one more time! Spider Man movies were done taking my money after Spidey 3.
 
Clay_Allison said:
This is even worse than the Garfield movies. Roll the origin story one more time! Spider Man movies were done taking my money after Spidey 3.
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They made money, but were poorly received. This new batch of Spidey films offered to tell us the untold story...still no clue what his parents did or didn’t do. Also, Norman Osborne is basically his Joker equivalent...and they have him die offscreen without becoming Green Goblin. Chris Cooper too, just wasted...and don't even get me started on Giamatti as Rhino.
 
Carp said:
Russell Wilson reviews 50 Shades of Grey

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So I guess he went to see it, somebody on Twitter was like, "I thought u wer a Christian bro!!" and he had to do damage control (in the smarmiest way possible). Good grief.
 
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