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Carp said:
Get with the times bro...I drive a CR-V now.
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The flyest OG pimp hustler gangster player hardcore mother fucker living today.
 
mcnuttz said:
I don't hold my farts in.

For anyone.

But's it usually my boss who finds out.
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The director of our marketing division is a hot chick that always seems to be able to time it just right.
 
Carp said:
They have racquetball, 4 tennis courts, a crazy amount of cardio machine, lots of weights, a pool, and a pond. The pond would be good for you.
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Do you get to go fishing in the pond? That would be cool as shit.
 
Iamtdg said:
I've been told they are too much of a pain in the ass to dust.
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It sounds like you're not going to win either way, so I'd just kick a chair over and tell her about all of your friends getting hummers.

Happy Valentines Day!!
 
mcnuttz said:
The flyest OG pimp hustler gangster player hardcore mother fucker living today.
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I don't know any of these words. All I know is ghetto onion. Please speak English in the test thread. Thanx.
 
Carp said:
They have racquetball, 4 tennis courts, a crazy amount of cardio machine, lots of weights, a pool, and a pond. The pond would be good for you.
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An indoor pond is crazy.

I like that.

I used to like playing wallball in elementary school.
 
mcnuttz said:
It sounds like you're not going to win either way, so I'd just kick a chair over and tell her about all of your friends getting hummers.

Happy Valentines Day!!
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Yeah, it's definitely lose/lose, so I think this will be my only option.
 
Iamtdg said:
The director of our marketing division is a hot chick that always seems to be able to time it just right.
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Don't fight it.

Smell is one of the body's strongest senses.

She'll think of you often.
 
mcnuttz said:
An indoor pond is crazy.

I like that.

I used to like playing wallball in elementary school.
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Wallball was the shit, but I preferred tether ball.
 
The pond was a Caddyshack reference...I went for it, but you guys could not see it. I was in the role of Chevy Chase, while mcnuttz was Bill Murray. I should not have expected you to pick up on that.

There is no pond.
 
Iamtdg said:
Do you get to go fishing in the pond? That would be cool as shit.
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Only water skiing, as it's been overfished in recent years.
 
I'm shipping my boy off to the army on Monday. What a trip life is.

I was talking to my wife about this giant house that I bought in the country. We got to laughing once we realized the timing of everything. I figure it will take 5 years or so to get the place where we want it in 5 years this is what our family will look like:

22 year old son - already gone
19 year old son - leaving Monday
16 year old son - will be gone
14 year old son - maybe on his way out
12 year old daughter - will be 17
9 year old daughter - will be 14


Sooooo apparently we didn't think this through. We will have two kids at home in a big ass 5 bedroom 3 bath house.
 
Carp said:
The pond was a Caddyshack reference...I went for it, but you guys could not see it. I was in the role of Chevy Chase, while mcnuttz was Bill Murray. I should not have expected you to pick up on that.

There is no pond.
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It would be much cooler if there were.
 
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